CRAP!! I'm awake!! While awake, I grabbed my phone to see what's new on Facebook. I managed to make a few witty remarks, then back to sleep!!

(this is totally random......but, do you know, you shouldn't eat corn in [any form] with [any form] of potatoes at the same meal. Apparently this combination creates a sugar overload in our blood stream causing a surge of insulin, resulting in a chemical overload which is devastating to all major organ in the body.......I know, so random but I thought you might like to know!!)

The guilt of not attending the Weight Watchers meeting on Wednesday has overwhelmed me, so I'm going this morning. Then I'm heading over to the gym. I'm starting to feel comfortable in the gym. I've even realised that I'm not the fattest creature out there (I'm not picking on fat people cause fat people need love too......I used to be one!!)

I get to the gym and run into Tegan who's a friend of course, she weighs next to nothing and has a body I'd kill for, not to mention she 18, and beautiful. So I'm feeling a little frumpy next to her. Hey, at least I'm attempting to make a change right? (feel free to comment on this blog, cause I could really use some moral support to keep going.....at this point). 

Tegan joined our gym yesterday. Her and her friend, put together, make up 'one' of my thighs!! It's not fair that some girls are born that way, then there's the rest of the world, who suffer like me!!

Don't worry, I plan to sweat this mood out of me before work tonight (if not sweat then sleep). Tonight is going to be a blast!!

I parked my car and headed into work. I looked up and who do you think I saw approaching me in his big "Manly" truck?.....that's right......Mr. Pecks. I flashed him my pearly whites, and carried on!!! 

Once we settled into the roster, cracks began to appear in everyones mood. We hit first break, and the atmosphere was thick. Reading between the lines (as I do haha), I can see something is wrong. There are two people sitting alone, apart from the usual group. I don't really give a shit why, so I don't bother to ask what's going on!!
 
During second break, a group of us are gathered around the smoking hole, when Lezzy approaches. She walks up and joins our conversation about "Who is Hotter" amongst the gathered group. I pipe up with "Lets ask Lezzy" (I already knew her answer because I think she fancies me) she didn't disappoint!! She agreed that I was the hottest!! We burst into laughter. She then told all the ladies that I look at her different. Apparently I have "Come Fuck Me Eyes"!! Lol I tried to defend myself by explaining that I look at everybody the same and that it makes me happy to smile at people. So I'm guessing she thinks I'm some kind of whore. (this is some fuckin funny shit)

Right around 4am I was summoned to the back end of a machine, where apparently Mr. Pecks was looking rather funny. I rushed over to see this, but when I approached him, his sixth sense must have been aware, and he spoiled my fun!!

The night was drawing to a close, and everyones moods were mellowing, I motioned with my hand to Mr. Pecks to come to me. He approached me with apprehension, I politely asked him for a chunk of his chocolate. You see, I was forced to watch him and his hot body, drop massive chunks of chocolate into a heated vat, all night long and I couldn't take this torture any longer!!

Glam was packing, in the best spot for man gazing, when i stood next to her vividly fantasising about straddling his body, with my hands on his hard pecks, chocolate all over us, rotating my hips. I put my hands on Glams pecks and gave her a demo of how my hips would roll. We fucken cracked up!!. Then, all of a sudden my dream bubble was popped and i was asked to go to the office  (Don't shit yourselves or anything) I was called into the office so that I could be told that I was one of 5 going home at 430am. 

I thought "that's BULLSHIT"!! Sending us home with only 1.5 hours left in the night (of course I was really upset that I couldn't continue my chocolate fantasy). But that's how the cookie crumbles. (at least I got an extra hour of sleep)!!

I hope you enjoyed this blog and my stunning visual effects, as much as I enjoyed gyrating my hips with the thought of Mr. Pecks covered in Milk Chocolate between them!! Bahahahah