I'm in bed, my eyes are still closed, I'm half awake, half asleep, hearing almost everything around me. The birds outside my bedroom window make it very hard for me to fall back to sleep. I start to get annoyed. I don't like to be annoyed first thing in the morning.....it sets a bad precedence for the day ahead of me. I don't even know the time, and at this point, I don't give a shit!!

I chose today to be a lazy day for me. Pinky has other plans today and is taking a day of rest from the gym, so I thought, "Why not rest, Myself"? I would like to go to Krispy Kreme, but I know that none of the "Oldies" will be there. So that idea's out the window. 

My horoscope warned that I was going to get 'fed up' with the clutter around my house, and also warned not to whip through my house cleaning because I might throw out something important. That right there gives me the reason I need to avoid my house work today!! (cheering) I don't know if this excuse will wash with my husband but I'm gonna try. (what I really mean is he's got no choice) lol

Well, "something" directed me to the gym. (it's got to be an evil sprit) I didnt want to stay home and face the messy house so I went to the Gym. I'm really beginning to enjoy the gym!! (My life long friends will be laughing at that statement)

My heart was pumping hard on the treadmill, when my son called. He called to tell me that him and his girlfriend, his girlfriend, bought a very nice set of knives with the Christmas vouchers I gave them.  They're planning on moving out someday soon and this is their starter.  He also invite me to the movies with them. (actually, I invited myself. I'd never get to go anywhere if I didn't invite myself out with people) lol

We saw "Shirlock Holmes". It had a suspenseful story line with plenty of action. The "Old England" setting was remarkable. I haven't been to the movies in a few weeks. That is usually an activity I do with my Best Fag Friend. You see, best fag friend just met a new guy. This new boyfriend turns out to be the livestock, AKA Stud, that Ross has been looking for. This new boyfriend happens to live near my best fag friends work, which leaves little time for hanging with his "Homo Honey" (that would be me!). (Honey if your reading this I'm lonely today!! I could have enjoyed your company but I'd much rather you get head, then come to the movies with me). Bahahah

After the movies, I headed over to the Doctors. I'm not sick but I do need to see a dentist badly. Yesterday, someone informed me that if you have an ongoing medical problem (which I do), you could be eligible for Medicare Dental Certificat. So here I sit waiting!!

A doctors surgery is a breading ground for every disease known to mankind!! I know that's a bit dramatic, but I hate doctors and I hate sitting next to snotty nose, loud, little kids, who never seem to listen to their mothers!! (sometimes it's "OK" to give the little bastards a good hiding, only when they need one!!)

Almost 2 hours have passed and I'm still not in a room. Most people would have left by now. I guess this is what I get for not making an appointment. I've been here so long  now, that someone will surely take pity on me soon. The doctor can't go home until he sees me so I'm staying put (fuck em') lol

So I'm sitting in the doctors chair, the one that makes you feel small, next to his computer, begging for a Medicare Dental Certificate (Something I never knew I was eligible for with my chronic anaemia) when he says I need to see the Dietitian. (Now I've seen this dumb bitch before, and voiced my dislike to my doctor about her intelligence) She happened, at the last visit, to know absolutely nothing about a Bilio Pancreatic Diversion or the life time side affects. So I never went back. Well he said I must comply with my "Team Care Plan" if I want the Dental Certificate. "COMPLY" is not a good word to use on a loud, aggressive, rambunctious, pig headed woman of my nature!!

My little Asian Dr. Is lucky he's a valuable soul to me. He's seen me through the "Thick" and the "Thin", and I respect him greatly. Otherwise I would have snapped his slant eyed neck for using that "Comply" word with me.