I woke up today, after 4 hours of sleep, still cranky over accusations of leaving the stove on that my husband laid against me earlier today!! 

I decided to get up, get dolled up, and head to the shops for some "Retail Therapy" waving HIS credit card like we were 'Millionaires'. (That will teach him to accuse me of being old and forgetful, I'll just forget he has a fucking credit limit on this card!! I don't mind being accused of being blonde because I can admit that that's the truth!!) 

Due to our fight, my husband was banished to sleeping on the couch (Im telling you, I can be a real Gemini bitch when I want to be!!) I quietly snuck out the front door, trying not to arouse him. I made it!! 

I headed over to Krispy Kreme to meet Pinky. We had a coffee date!! I also had a 'Lunch Date' with My Best Fag Friend, afterwards!! 

Pinky told me that she was stopping into work to drop off an order for some of our product. While there, she run into my sons girlfriend, doing the same thing, and invited her to join us on our coffee date. Now our date was turning into a 'Party' lol.

I enjoyed a 'Skim milk Iced Coffee' then headed to the restaurant with my Fag. We had a healthy lunch and caught up on a week worth of happenings. 

I decided to ask my Best Fag Friend if he has ever heard of a "Rainbow Kiss" (I was introduced to this 'Term' at work the other night and just learned the definition of this sexual act, myself) 

What was I thinking!! My Best Fag Friend doesn't even 'eat pussy'.......how the fuck would he know about what this act is!! We had a fantastic chuckle over that thought and he was seriously "Grossed Out" after I gave him the definition.

I had to end our date early, as I needed to head back to bed for a few more hours sleep before I braved my night with 'Rojo Shift' (To bad I'm boring this blog down about my working escapades, because it was a fun and informative shift that I would love to have shared with you!! Y'all can thank the people who don't have an open mind and hate those people who "CAN" use their minds!!)

Just a side note: I asked my older son about this "Rainbow Kiss" sexual term. Well, he knew what it was and offered another definition. DAMN....kids these days are SO 'up to date' on all the kinky shit!! I'm wondering what the fuck these teachers are teaching our kids in these schools, just joking about the teachers, I know it's the "Discovery" Channel lol!!

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