When you were young, did you ever do something that was totally WILD?? 

Well I did!! You see, I was a young adult in the 80's, and sex was a carefree experience, except for unwanted pregnancies!! (AIDS was still just a "Gay Mans" disease) 

So when the opportunity presented itself to be involved in a "Threesome", of course I was there!! 

This event was preceded with lots of underaged drinking.......which quickly turned into a night to remember. (well sorta, lol)

Some of the details surrounding "HOW" it got started are clouded, thanks to having a few too many to drinks!! However, I can clearly remember the actual act!! (It would have been such a wasted life experience, if I couldn't remember any of it......don't you think?)

My "Threesome" didn't happen with a couple of random guys (that would just be DIRTY) No, it happened with my first true love Mr. B, and his best friend, Mr. Little B!! (FYI the "Little" in Mr. Little B, doesn't relate to his 'Johnson' lol just his height compared to Mr. B)

I didn't really care for Mr. B's best friend (you see, he accidentally shot himself in the eye, with some sort of gun, so he had a fake, glass eye) I used to call him a "Wonky Eyed Fuck"!! 

My distaste for him was because I thought "anyone stupid enough to shot himself in the eye, was some kind of dumb cunt" lol. To top it off he wasn't really a good looker. (he didn't turn me on.......at all!!)

Not only that, but one time during an argument with my best girlfriend, he got on the phone and told me he was gonna "Rape Me"!! (Something about him and his "Wonky Eyed Gun Accident" made me believe him and I even thought he was some kind of bad guy) I was kinda afraid of him after that threat!!

Are little "Threesome" party had a big turn around when I was sober enough to remember that I hated Mr. B's best friend. So the experience ended rather abruptly!! (there was no cuddling or caressing in the aftermath) 

I high tailed it out of there and blamed Mr. B for allowing this "Fuckin' Ugly, Wonky Eyed, Dumb Cunt" to even get close to me. I was so mad at him!!

Now that I'm older and understand men better, I look back at this experience and I wish I had more control. I would have loved to be the dominatrix of this act.

I would have enjoyed having control of two men, ordering them to do what ever I wanted.......this is right up my sexual fantasy ally!!

Unfortunately I'm now a wife in a faithful, long term, committed relationship with loads of responsibilities!! I don't think I would trade this for a "Life Do-Over" but it's nice to reminisce!!