I set an early alarm as I planned to have a complete workout at the gym and then head straight off to work to do a shift with "MY" G-Unit. (You have no idea how much I miss them and my rotation, but I'm coping and grateful for my current blessings!!)

I arrived at the gym at 7pm to hit my second ever 'Cycle' class. I can report, that this class is not only very hard, but it's also a massive pain in the ass, literally!!

Of course, I'm not strong enough to stand up on the bike and pedal "Uphill", as my lovely instructor directs the class to do. So my pathetic ass just sat on the narrow seat, praying for relief!!

My preconceived notion that a narrow bike seat would provide a thrill for women, has been thrown out the window. (NO.......I didn't take the class just to have a bicycle orgasm!! bahahah) I can honestly say I definitely got no thrill.

After my 1st 'Cycle' class experience last week, I had to stop into Big-W (aka Wal-Mart) for a gel seat cover. This provided some relief, but I still got off that bike with a burning sensation in my crotch (and not a good burn either). What was fuckin hilarious, was the song "Burn" by Jessica Mauboy was playing as we finished the class. (so much for "Getting Off" as I 'got off'!! Could someone just get me a 'Goddamn' ice pack!! Lol)

After 'Cycle' I headed right into the 'Body Jam' class. (I'd really rather eat my Jam instead of make my body jam, lol)

With my 2 hour workout out of the way, and a 'Gym Glow' on my cheeks, I was hyped up and ready for some Green Shift Man Gawking!! (Here's hoping for that "Good Burn" lol)

I arrived at work and sashayed my way out onto the floor and was instantly summoned over by Destiny!! I arrived at her side and was informed that our 'Ladies Night Out' has now been turned into a 'Free for all" to join our night out, with promises from some fellows to join. (that's if they can sneak away from their wives, cause they all seem to have tight collars with short chains, bahahah)

I got to my first station and was informed that Mr. Pecks had a broken zipper on his pants, and had flashed his colourful undies. I was also informed that he was working the back end of one of the lines. (I commented to Glam that I got a sore 'back end' he could work on, thanks to my 'Cycle' class....a good laugh is a great way to start the night off) 

After being well informed about this mans life's history (I never ask for this info I'm just handed it) I decided that there's no way I was gonna miss out on this colourful display of fashion!!    

I arrived at my position on his line and we began a conversation. I asked him about his recent trip to Melbourne, wether it was for business or pleasure, basically making 'Chit Chat' (y'all know I'm thinking to myself "I could have joined you and helped with the pleasure" [marriage is such a jail sentence])

The subject about his colourful display of fashion crept it's way to the surface. I had to work quick, 15 minutes will fly by if you beat around the bush!! So, I frankly asked him for a 'Gander' at his colourful undies. He happily obliged!!

Then I had a brilliant idea!! My little project for the night "Lets see how many men will flash a brief gander at their briefs!!    

Eleven (11) men were brave enough to take part in this little experiment. Once I announced how many guys had taken part, most were eager!!

However, on my last break and close to shift change over, I asked a Blue Shift operator if he would like to participate in my experiment. He refused out of concern that I would blog about his specific undies. I think his ego might be just as big as his Undie size, bahahah.

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