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It's Easter Eve (if there's such a thing) and I've managed to get my little daughter (who's still a believer in the Easter Bunny) off to sleep relatively early. 

My problem as I see it is, I'm over exhausted and want to collapse in the bed next to her, but my "Easter Bunny" duties still have to be done. (only one more kid to get past the 'believing' stage and I'm FREE!!)  

My dilemma is, take a risk and go to sleep (with an alarm set to wake me at some ungodly hour) or force myself to stay awake. (if I set out the Easter Bunny's surprises now and she awakens, it's still considered Easter Eve) I risk getting busted and spoiling the Easter Bunny surprise!! (I WOULDN'T DO THAT!!)

So I decide to force myself to stay awake until Easter Sunday morning arrives at 12:01am.

Earlier in the day, we had visited our local "Blockbuster" for some home movie entertainment. (We rented 5 new releases, 4 videos with 3 day rental time, and 1 with an overnight borrowing time) So, I fired up my computer and loaded one of the movies.

It was "The Proposal" with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. This was an exciting movie and I enjoyed the whole "female boss.....male assistant" storyline!! Watching this movie made me reflect on my choice NOT to go to college. I realised I regretted my youthful choices!! I would have suited a high powered female executive position, and I would have definitely hired a hot assistant like RYAN. (Knowing me, I would have fucked him long before he worked for me for 3 years if he looked as hot as Ryan Reynolds......face it......it's a given!!)   

Once the movie ended, I glanced at the time, only to be disappointed that I still had an hour an a half before I could safely preform my "Bunny Duties" and the official holiday began. (of course I'm cursing under my breath hating that I'm a mother at all)

So I popped in a second movie. This was "Spread" with Ashton Kutcher and Anne Heche. Well........to my surprise, this was virtually a soft porn home movie (I couldn't peel my eyes off of Ashton). The sex scene with Ashton had me crawling the walls. (Demi Moore is one FUCKIN lucky bitch!!)

Of course when this movie was over I started reflecting back on the choices of men I've bedded in my life. I can honestly say, I've gone to bed with only a few men as "HOT" as Ashton Kutcher. (Maybe I didn't chose the right man to be married to for 20 years.......my bad!! Just joking. I love my husband dearly........sometimes!!)

The clock clicked over to Easter morning and I quickly made a Facebook post wishing everybody a Happy Easter. Then I 'Hippity Hopped' my way to the kitchen to lay the Easter spread and snapped a photo!! 

After finishing my 'Bunny' duties I realised that I was hot and bothered from watching Ashton Kutcher and Anne Heche go at it like a couple of "fucking bunnies"!! I laid down in bed and contemplated a late night rendezvous with B.O.B. (it suck that my husband works nights sometimes)

B.O.B didn't make an appearance because once I laid my head on the pillow, sleep consumed me quicker than I could be bothered loading the batteries.......bahahah (My next excuse to avoid sex......."I'm to tired to load the batteries"........that's original if you ask me!!) bahahah  

[this blog seemed to have a lot of "reflecting" in it......no wonder my brains on overload]