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Every Dog Has it's Day!!

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Sunday, August 29, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
Seeing things from a new perspective

I think half of our lives we walk around with blinders on. Then, every once in a while, something drastic happens which causes us to open our eyes wide and see things from a new perspective or in a different light. 

The ability to realise that your seeing things differently is a whole different ball of whacks. Some people refuse to believe what they see, to be true!!

I like to think that I'm very clued into people and their motives. There seems to be a shift ...

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Don't Worry.....I saw you online, Continued!!

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Sunday, May 2, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
Last week I blogged about busting my First True Love, Mr. B online, on Facebook!! True to form, I spent the entire week pondering "Why" he didn't chat to me that day!! 

Being ignored by him had me obsessing with worry that he was somehow mad at me!! (Though I've done nothing to him, to provoke it!!)

After much deliberation, I decided to shot him an email about his actions and his previous vague emails. (his very, very, short Merry Christmas email)

I wanted to have a winge and explain that I unde...

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I don't want to look like my dog!!

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Tuesday, April 27, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
Last night, I posted a picture of my dog on Facebook!! My dog is a 'Pure Breed' Chinese Shar Pei Cream Dilute. Her name is Minnie Mouse!!

Have you ever heard that people, over time, start to resemble their pets!! I have!!

Well, my pet is one ugly "Motha' Fucka'" and I don't wanna end up looking like her!! Don't get me wrong, I love her dearly, but I will shot myself if I start to look like her!!

It's funny how some people are pet people and some aren't!! I've already warned my family that this w...

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Don't Worry......I saw you online!!

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Monday, April 26, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
Yesterday my Calendar alert alerted me that my daughter had an appointment in the city for a laser treatment on her eye brows, which I had forgot about. This realisation meant that I had to rearrange my Saturday afternoon plans!! (planned Pilate's Class out the window .......DAMN IT!!)

I set a "Wake Up" alarm for the next morning and began the tedious job of texting everyone to cancel my plans!! 

My morning alarm sang and I jumped out of bed!! I wanted to get an early start so that I could get ...

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Pfttt......Why Comment Anonymously You "Chicken Shit Opaque Imbecile"??

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Tuesday, April 13, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
This past week, I received a couple of comments on my blogs that have sparked this blog!!  These comments have come from an "anonymous" commenter. You would think, that if someone thought these things about me, that they would have the 'common decency' and the 'balls' to say this to my face without being anonymous!! (Chicken Shit Opaque Imbecile!!) 

First of all, the comments weren't very constructive, with a shallow and indignant overtone which came across as someone who is an ignorant asshol...

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Toilet Tea for me!!

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Friday, March 5, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
This morning, while I was exiting the working compound, I was greeted by the "Fresh Faced" Azul Shift. 

I quickly spotted my 'Best Friend', Goddess if the Earth!! We conversed quickly, and I explained that I was going to see the 'Wizard of Weight Watchers' today and I was scared because I hadn't watched my food intake that closely this week, and I was expecting a gain.  

She offered me a solution, in the form of a 'Healthy Green Tea' that would make me "Shit through the Eye of a Needle". Howeve...

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Insignificant Domestic Specimen

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Sunday, February 28, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
I woke up tonight prepared and grateful for my first overtime shift. I was definitely well rested, but I faced a small dilemma!! I was double booked for this night!! 

I had a close "family friends" daughters 16th birthday party to attend and I was due into work at 10pm. (I RSVP'd to this birthday party, which was being catered, and I agreed to work. I could not pull out of either and disappoint, that's just wrong!!)   

I slapped on a coat of make-up and donned some fancy apparel and headed to t...

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PLAGIARISM = Dirty Little Word

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Thursday, January 28, 2010, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
Fuck!! Men just don't get it!! I know my husband is only trying to be loving, but it can be so annoying!! He wakes me up with a plate of pipping hot, yummy, can't resist, Mexican food, when I'm in the middle of sleeping. I think I'm going to have to set some more house rules so I'm not being forced fed or awaken during my dreams, when I'm supposed to be sleeping. (Dream blog to follow)  

I tried to explain to him that I'm eating my Weight Watcher points on my night shifts now. Which means that...

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The next day after creation

Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Monday, December 7, 2009, In : Blog, Blog, Blog 
I spent literally 8 hours plus, creating this blog which left only 2 hours to sleep. I'm feeling a bit drunk but without the alcohol. My brief sleep consisted of a vivid dream, which starred my "First Real Love", shall we call him "Mr. B" (B does not stand for Big as Carey called her man in "Sex in the City") The majority of my dreams star this man for which I have no explanation!  

I awoke at 830am and suddenly realised that my daughter was late for school! Rush, Rush, Rush than off to school...
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Sexy Bitch


Dessie the Destroyer So I'm supposed to give a description about myself in this section.....I guess my friends would describe me as funny, but I would describe my humour as honesty.......I sort of speak what I feel when I'm feeling it and it come's out funny!! I've created this webpage/blog because I think I have an interesting life and I simply have shit to say!! More importantly I think others will like to hear what I have to say.....and if they don't well they can just get the hell off of my website!! (Well said if I must say so myself) You will read some profanity so if you don't like it change the page and fuck off!! Ok so I'm a happily married woman, with 4 children, whom I adore!! All with striking personalities. I'm well traveled and have many life experiences which has moulded me into the person I am today. I'm not planning on watering down my thoughts or words so that I don't hurt or offend anyone's feelings. I'm just going to spill the beans so if your a person easily offended then I suggest not reading my blog.

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