I remember the day I stood in front of the priest and said my marriage vows, I had no idea that I was promising to end my sexual appetite and remain faithful for what now seems like an eternity.

I used hear the saying "Love is Blind" and think it meant that you could fall in love with anyone, even an unattractive person. Now I believe that the saying means that you will not clearly see the future until it's your distant past.

As I grow older, I've realised that one of the worst things about bei...
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This blog is about working with your other half, be it, your husband, boyfriend, or even your lover!!

I don't know about how some of you feel, but I'll tell you how I felt about working with my other half. I think it is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. (I met my second husband at work and we worked together for over 3 years)

First of all, you spend all of your time together at home (except in the toilet), then you have to go to work and spend 8 hours of your time working together....

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A couple of months ago, I wrote a blog entitled Romeo & Juliet's Fucked Up Life!! I explained in this blog, that this blog was and is, a work of fiction. (a made up story) This blog was not based on any persons that I know, or WORK with.....PERIOD!!  

It's astonishing how some people can take a fictional story like this, and manipulate it to suit their own agenda!! I'm sure my story resembles a few peoples intimate affairs, but if it does, these people are unbeknownst to me!!

I also received a ...

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I woke up today, after 4 hours of sleep, still cranky over accusations of leaving the stove on that my husband laid against me earlier today!! 

I decided to get up, get dolled up, and head to the shops for some "Retail Therapy" waving HIS credit card like we were 'Millionaires'. (That will teach him to accuse me of being old and forgetful, I'll just forget he has a fucking credit limit on this card!! I don't mind being accused of being blonde because I can admit that that's the truth!!) 

Due to...

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Last night before leaving for work, I make a my bed with a fresh set of sheets!! I arrived home at 6am, on the dot, looking forward to climbing under the covers. I made my bed 'so tight', that I knew it would feel like I was climbing into a hotel bed!! 

I pulled my car into my drive, and while I was still sitting in the car, started writing my blog!! (it helps to write my blog as I think it, throughout the night/day)

It was still pitch black outside, so I knew I had a few minutes before the sun...

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Today is the first day of March.....already!! Here's your pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, and a poke because this is no joke!! (I'm a poet, and didn't know it!!) hahahah

Once again, I have big plans for Monday!! My plans are beginning to feel monotonous though, as I've repeated the same day, over and over, for the last 4 weeks in a row!! 

I've got a 'weigh date' with my "Food Coach" at 815am. Two exercises classes, lunch with Ling, and a deadly Dentist appointment, all before ...

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I arrived home this morning excessively stressed by a verbal assult against me from a "Boisterious Outraged Being" in my workplace last night!! I immideatly turned to my method of release and began my "FICTITIOUS" blog of this event!!

I sat in my office (which happens to be the toilet. This is a great place to blog about the shit in my life as the shit exits my life lol) I managed to jot down the details of my night and the sequence of events that lead to this assult!! 

My eyes slowly crossed, ...

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I woke up this morning patting myself to make sure I was alive. Yesterdays fever had me delirious!! I even replied incoherently to a few text messages. Plus, I missed an important knock at the door. 

It's really amazing what the body can do (with a little help from drugs) to repair itself. 

I managed to lift my head from the pillow and stumble out into the kitchen. I tell you, I could have died yesterday and my body wouldn't have been found until today. My husband just basically ignored me. I t...

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My day technically started at 11:30pm last night, after 18 hours of much needed sleep. At 6 o'clock this morning I was starving for breakie, so I made myself some healthy oats. My hubby arrived home and was surprised and shocked to see me cooking.  He then proceeded to made himself some leftover "Beef Soup"!!  

I finished my warm oats, which hit the spot, like hot lava!! For some reason, my eyes were feeling heavy, like I was tired. I thought to myself "NO FUCKIN WAY CAN I BE SLEEPY!!" I'd sle...

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I got home from work last night at midnight. I offered to drop 'Tim Tam' off so she didn't have to get anyone up to come and get her. We were sent home early by Mr. Big Wig.

I'm spewing.....I found out, via my Facebook inbox, that I missed a water fight, at work, which resulted in Mr. Pecks having a wet shirt after I left. (I think my co-workers are playing a cruel joke on me) I missed his 'rub down' and his 'shirtless bod'........now I missed him in a 'wet shirt'. FUCK ME DEAD!! (They, the G-...

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It just peachy when you're woken up at 6am by a screeching alarm. (I didn't even go to bed until 3) The only things around here with an alarm is my car, and the next door neighbours house. I could tell by the sound, that it wasn't my car. I did however, manage to lift my head off of the pillow and convince my husband to get "his ass" out of bed and go and have a look (you gotta love strong, macho, I got to protect my wife, kind of men). He jumped right to it! If it was reversed, I would have ...

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The date today is written 01/01/10. Surprisingly, it would be written the same in Aussie and the States. This little bit of info caught my attention while I was vegging out recovering from a massive hangover. My New Years Eve celebrations were a bit much! I definitely hit the booze harder last night than I did on Christmas and I guarantee that I'm feeling it today (thank god I don't partake often in this kind if behaviour) lol. 

I returned home this afternoon, to an empty house. My mother left...

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I slept like a log last night. It was a dreamless night and when I woke up at 5am this morning I could swear that I didn't move a muscle because the blankets were in the exact same place as when I laid down. To my surprise when I arrived at work this morning, I was rostered as a "Swinger" (someone who relieves people for their break) and today was our Shift Christmas Lunch. The lunch was being put on by Mama Kiwi, our team manager. The morning was busy! Me and Chromey had to relieve 18 packer...
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Yesterday evening I decided to take a "Nana Nap" because my nights of gallivanting had finally caught up with me and I felt exhausted. So i dozed off hard around 6pm. I then woke up at 10pm felling very rested and like I had slept the entire night and was ready to get up and get my day going. Never mind that it was 10pm not 10am. This may not present a problem for some of you, because you can simply just roll over and fall back to sleep, NOT ME!! I got up and began preparing my meal for the n...
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So today has been a down day for me. I woke with this morning feeling weak with a slight fever and a massive headache. I'm sure it's nothing major but it's caused me to stay in bed most of the day. It's probably my body trying to catch up from all the missed sleep. I'm such a sook when it comes to feeling bad. My husband has been very understanding, He went straight to the shop and got me a Gatorade and some "Campbell's Chicken Noodle" soup. If I hadn't got up he would have served me in bed.....
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