Here's the scenario: A married man is out on the town with a couple of mates. He's enjoying a couple of drinks, a few good laughs, and he's throwing a few bucks into the pokies. 

A semi-beautiful woman sits next to him at his poker machine and strikes up a conversation. The conversation is witty and full of sexual innuendo's. She happens to be a very good "Man Charmer". 

The night trickles on and their conversation heats up to an explicit level. The drinks are creeping up on him and the furthes...

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How would you feel if someone was making a play for you with the intentions of receiving a blow-job? What if he came right to the point, via an indecent proposal, and told you that, that was his only intention!! 

Would the fact that he wasn't interested in a relationship with you turn you off? How about if both of you are married and this proposal would mean a marital affair?  

Would you feel flattered that he was interested? or would you feel offended that he came right out and told you that a...

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When you were young, did you ever do something that was totally WILD?? 

Well I did!! You see, I was a young adult in the 80's, and sex was a carefree experience, except for unwanted pregnancies!! (AIDS was still just a "Gay Mans" disease) 

So when the opportunity presented itself to be involved in a "Threesome", of course I was there!! 

This event was preceded with lots of underaged drinking.......which quickly turned into a night to remember. (well sorta, lol)

Some of the details surrounding "HO...

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Have you ever felt the need to keep a fake smile plastered on your face, but all the while your cursing under your breath, and between clenched teeth your mumbling "Fuck off you fuckin' fuckwit"??

I must have been in one of them moods last night. Everyone and everything seemed to be getting on my nerves. (of course, my mood was compounded by the fact that it was my 'Friday' and I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.....I was an "over tired, cranky bitch".......at least I can see myself ...

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It Sure Can!! lol

I arrived home from work, and for some strange reason I felt really, really bad!! I had NO idea what was brewing up in my body, but I knew it wasn't good!! 

I could feel a small fever, but that happens to me during PMS week, so I thought nothing of it!!  I fell straight to sleep without any trouble.   

What happened when I woke up was another story!! I opened my eyes about 5pm and immediately felt a spasm of pain in my tooth. I hurried to my medicine cabinet and took two panado...

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Today was one of those days!! The kind of day, when you know your husband is busting at the seems to jump into your pants.

I arrived home from work, and wouldn't you know it, my neighbours duck made a bee line straight to me for it's morning feed. So I came inside my house, put my bags down, grabbed two slices of fresh bread, and headed out the front door to crumble the bread for the duck. ("MY" duck has been MIA for the last couple days trapped in the neighbours yard, and made his escape this...

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Today, I opened my eyes and was in a virtual confused state!! (Maybe Karma was telling me not to call my mother crazy, as I did in my last blog, lol) I knew I was in my own bed, but I had no idea how I got there or even what day or time of day it was. I was severely discombobulated!!

I finished work at 6am Saturday morning and headed home to pick up my daughter and hit the road right away, as she had a Gymnastic competition across town in Blacktown, which is about a 50 minute drive and we need...

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Have you ever lent anyone money?? Then, when your friends starts avoiding you, realise that your never gonna see that money, and now it's fucked up your friendship too!! 

I've always believed in the saying "Neither a borrower, nor a lender". 

What about lending money to your family? Would you do that? 

Yesterday, my mother called me asking me to lend her $60,000 dollars to buy this really cheap 'Farm House' in New Zealand. 

Of course I refused!! I didn't refuse because I'm neither a borrower, nor...

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Since Easter has just past, I want to share with my readers one if my childhood fetishes. 

I remember being very excited that the Easter Bunny was coming!! I knew that the Easter Bunny was my mum and dad because I had already found the Easter Baskets hidden under the stairs in our secret pantry the year before. (This discovery led to a lot of spying and testing my parents, to see if all of the magical creatures weren't real i.e. Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy) Even though I knew that my pare...

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What does a relationship need most, Why "SEX" of course!! 

The other day, Lady L. posted a Facebook post that started a great debate. She asked what a relationship needs most. I gave my candid view on the subject, which caused an uproar!!. 

I was basically assumed and accused of being in a loveless, respect-less marriage. Which is not the case!! My husband loves me......otherwise he wouldn't put up with all the shit I do, and by GOD he better respect me cause I know a whole lot of dirty shit on...

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[No.......not by the colour of her pubic hairs......you filthy minded people!!! She can "Fuck Up" a Car Stereo by turing it on!! DAMN IT!!]

Thanks to a machine change over this morning, I managed to make it into the change rooms at 5:45am (this little early mark allowed me to make it to the gym in time for the 'Body Pump' class).

I was dressed in a flash!! I dashed out the door, in a bit of a hurry, and just as I approach the first set of exit doors, who do you think was entering? That would be...

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I don't know why I do, but I just Do!! All my life if had a prejudice against "Tattoos". I've loathed them since I was a little girl. I can remember as young as, maybe, 6 years old and noticing people with tattoos. 

My dad had one, but I can't ever remember disliking his. His was a "Navy Ship's Anchor" with the words "New Orleans" scrawled over the anchor. I always knew that this represented his Naval Career and where he was born.

Most people I have come across lately, seem to get tattoo's just...

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My day started out with yet another missed alarm!! I was due in the gym at 8:15am to see my Food Coach. A quick 'reschedule phone call' bought me an extra hour.

I got to the gym and managed to cranked out 2 classes before heading off to Krispy Kreme to have lunch with Ling!! Monday's we have a standing lunch date. We have been doing this little ritual for nearly 3 years. Even though I resigned last June, I don't feel the need to break this weekly habit. I enjoy it and so does Ling!!

I was due i...

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Some of you may be having withdrawals from my blog, since I haven't posted since last Thursday. Well, I've been a busy little beaver!! Booking holidays overseas, finding accommodation, searching the Internet for the perfect Lavender Gown for my daughters quincinetta, and on top of all of that, I've been chosen as the "Team Leader" of the Green Team in the "Get Foxy Challenge" at my gym!! (Saying that sentence is a mouthful) 

Here is how my weekend started.....My first day off was completely wa...

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Feeling tired after 8 hours sleep should be against "Mother Natures" law!! I don't understand my body. Some days, I have less sleep and feel fantastic, other, I sleep maybe 12 hours, and I crave more. I try to get at least 8 hours every night. 

When I was a small girl, my mother used to put me to bed for afternoon naps. I also went to bed at 630pm most nights. This went on until I was in my early teens. Even in my late teens, I would come home from school and take a "Nana Nap" all by myself. I...

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Do you know how to piss Dessie off? That would be to wake me up, wrapped in a towel, trying to get your "fuck on", before 7am!! This is bullshit, we've got rules in this house!! My husband thinks he can push his luck at that time of the day and it's ok. Well it's not!! FUCK OFF NOW!! Were my "wake up words" to my husband this morning!! LOVELY!! (I don't even think prostitutes work at that hour of the morning.)

Well, I'm not going to let my rude awakening spoil the rest of my day!! I've got a l...

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I purposefully stayed awake until 5am this morning because I wanted to sleep in today. I'm looking at two, 12 hour overnight shifts ahead of me, and really wanted a full 'sleep in'. Well, that didn't happen. This means that I'm probably going to be shitty. Since I'm awake, I decided there's no better time then to head over to the gym. (what a girl will do to win a contest!! Lol)

I realised, as I was getting ready, that I needed to seriously look at expanding my underwear collection. Specifical...

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I got up this morning with my day mapped out. I was to head up the coast to the beach with McSeen to enjoy her Christmas Family Reunion (this happens every year). I headed to the kitchen and peered out the window. It was pissing down and not a sun ray in sight. Of course I thought to myself 'why drive all the way up the coast with shitty weather like this', so I decided to stay in the comfort of my bed. This kind of overcast sky is what I call 'baby making weather'. My husband questioned my p...
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Once again, my husband tried to coerce me to have an early morning tryst. I don't know what the hell has gotten into him. He's been suffering with cold/flu like symptoms and I've warned him to stay the fuck away from me!! I've just recently gotten over a very bad tummy bug of my own. My warning has gone unnoticed. He's a persistent buggar!! I was on the mean side of the bed today and snapped at him, so he slinked away like a puppy being scolded. Serves him right!! There's a time and place for...
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About two weeks ago, I found out that KK (and my arched nemesis who I will refer to AN hereinafter) was planning a Christmas Party and was planning it at the local Pizza Hut. All the oldies asked me if I was attending!! I replied "I haven't been invited" but I was a bit hurt by this fact. I believed I should have been invited because I was still the manager for over half of this year, I also remain a loyal customer, visiting the store daily and if I was still the Store Manager I would have in...
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