It's hard to stay positive when you have everyone around you telling you that you have "No Chance" at a job!! 

Recently, there were 4 permanent position available, for which I applied and interviewed. I currently work with 4 different shifts each week on a short term contract of 5 night shifts per week. (Need I say, I'm dying to get back to the normal rotation!!)  

What I've noticed, working on the different shifts is, that each shift seemed to have their own opinion and speculations as to who ...

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About 3am this morning I was giddy with excitement that tonight I was going to be working with the G-Unit. My current shift wasn't even over yet and I was already excited about the next shift!! (I seem to find myself counting down the nights and looking forward to working with them on their rotation each week) 

Tonight was no different!!

My shift ended and I bolted for the locker room to change my clothes and head home. (I had Tiger waiting at the Guard House for a lift home, looking after Glam...

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As some of you can see, I've been taking a break from blogging (Ive still been writing just not posting)!! This brief sabbatical has been my "Get your head together" time!!

I've decided, while I'm working these overnight shifts, that I'm going to only blog short nightly blogs adding up to one weekly blog. (I'm spending to much time sleeping.....trying to retain some of my sanity and all of my youthful appearance......fur fox sakes..... Beauty needs Sleep!!) 

Some of the nights that I've been wo...

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I prepared well, with pleanty of sleep,  for the week of work ahead of me!! I was dreading going into work tonight because I was due to work with "Amarillo" shift and it was Monday night. (First night of the week always seems to drag.....not to mention the Eagle has eyes) 

Since I already knew my "Confidant" was taking an RDO (aka Roatered Day Off) I antisipated a long and boring night. 

Boy was I greatful when I arrived at the working compound and found one of the productions line in full swin...

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How can this be, I managed to get 5 hours of extra sleep and i'm still tired. I woke up tonight for work with the biggest 'Grin' on my face. Here I am, all refreshed, sexed, happy to be going to work for some 'Man Gazing' and a bit of work, life can't get any better!!

I got out of bed and made my way to the shower. I was feeling a little 'Damp' in the ladies area, and I like to be fresh before work. (My 'Mama' alway told me, being a lady means, keeping your 'Hiney' clean and fresh and never fo...

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I had the most exciting, informative, eye opening, supportive shift with my G-Unit Crew last night, and for what it's worth, the people who seem to be afraid that they will end up as one of my characters in my blog can "Go To Hell"!!. After much discussion about my blogs, (pro's and con's) and my recent controversy over this powerful means of communication, I've come to the conclusion, that i'm NOT going to let anyone or anything stifle what I have to say!! (If you can't 'Take It' and you can...

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Tonight, like an onion, I managed to peel the layers off of 'Azul Shift', and I've discovered some hidden 'sexual deviates' working on this shift!! (I guess it takes one to know one, lol! I knew they had it in them!!)

Here, I thought they were all.....so boring, when all they needed was a little free time on their hands, to "Let their hair down", so to speak. (and of course, some helpful encouragement, though not much!!) 

Tonights production was plagued with problem after problem!! These stoppa...

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"Happy, Happy, Happy" is how I felt when I woke up today!! You would think I took some kind of 'Happy Pill'!!

I don't know why I was so giddy but "happy" is definitely a good mood to be in!! It might have something to do with the fantastic sex I had today (all you regular readers must be thinking that we 'Fuck' all the time......and we do!! We definitely have a healthy sex life!!). 

Then again, maybe my happiness was due to a dream I had. I can't seem to remember the 'in's and out's' of the dre...

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Why is it, that "Now-a-days", kids can't seem to make their own way to school? 

When I was a kid, I used to ride my bike, what seemed like miles, to school. These days, kids expect a lift, including my kids!!

I finished working at 6am and headed straight to the gym! I had to quickly finish my workout and head straight home to drive my kids to school (this job is usually reserved for my husband), 

I arrived home, right about the time for them to go. But, wouldn't you know it, neither of them were...

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I set an early alarm as I planned to have a complete workout at the gym and then head straight off to work to do a shift with "MY" G-Unit. (You have no idea how much I miss them and my rotation, but I'm coping and grateful for my current blessings!!)

I arrived at the gym at 7pm to hit my second ever 'Cycle' class. I can report, that this class is not only very hard, but it's also a massive pain in the ass, literally!!

Of course, I'm not strong enough to stand up on the bike and pedal "Uphill", ...

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There's no way sleep can be over rated!! I must have had about 12 or more hours of sleep today. I'm feeling very refreshed and well rested. I'm a bit disappointed that I haven't made it into the gym, but I think my muscles needed this rest as much as I did. 

I woke up for work, with an extra hour up my sleeve. I purposefully planned this so that I could post my last 2 blogs before heading off to work. I got up to go to the toilet for a quick pee, and was greeted by my husband and his freshly f...

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(No........"Buns" is not misspelled) 

Crazy is, what crazy does!! I think going to the Gym at 6:45am is crazy!! I think most people would agree with me. That didn't stop me though!! I have to admit, that I felt better after my early morning workout, but somehow it zapped my sleepy feeling away from me. (not good, when I have to get some sleep for another night shift tonight)

I arrived at work last night thinking that it was going to be a slow night. I had already been informed that my 'Eye Cand...

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I got home from work this morning feeling like I needed to punch someone!! I decided that I would take a few moments to gather my thoughts and apply some meditation techniques I've learned over the years. I knew If I didn't settle my psyche, I wouldn't be able to sleep. 

As I laid on my bed, eyes closed, listening to my breathing and feeling my belly inflate and deflate. I let my mind rest. I concentrated on my inner happiness. (evil souls in this world can eat at your sanity). 

My mind wandere...

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Try saying that title 5 times quickly....lol

Yesterday I came to work in a jolly mood. That is, until I was snapped back to reality!! I got relieved for my first break, Wonderful!! 

As i was returning to my correct place, from a distance, I could see the clock!! (This blog has been edited so get over it!!)

So I decided to apply "Newtons Law". "For every action, there's a reaction". My reaction was to be as happy as I possibly could. I could feel that my face was contorting oddly, as I plastered ...

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I woke up tonight feeling very well rested. I can't say anymore that I'm dreading the boring 'Blue Shift', because actually I'm a bit excited!! That would be because my best friend, in the whole wide world, works on that shift. That would be 'The Goddess of the Earth'!! She just happens to be the next door neighbour to my obsession 'Mr. Pecks'. (and married to my 'Chubby Hubby')

I wonder if she would really let me stop by for a cuppa. I think Mr. Pecks would shit himself if he saw me sitting o...

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Surprisingly, sleep evaded me today!! It could be because of the excess sleep I received over the weekend, or because I received an S.O.S. text message, from my Best Fag Friend that demanded my immediate attention. 

I could tell, by my best fag friends chosen words, that he was distressed!! I quickly replied with a SMS request to meet. (I know my fag well, and I know when something is troubling him!!) He instantly rang me back. He was very upset by some turn of events that needed my mature gui...

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I must be bordering on crazy!! I was up at 5:45am on a Monday morning to hit classes at the gym!! Today began the first day of the "Get Foxy Challenge". It was amazing how many other contestants had the same idea as me. (I looked around the room wondering if, in 12 weeks, will the room be this packed? I even wondered if I would be there in 12 weeks) 

The first class of the day was "Body Combat". O MY GOD!! That was some crazy exercising!! The instructor, had me kicking and throwing mid-air pun...

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Everyone I speak to seems fascinated with the fact that I can lay my head on the pillow and fall fast asleep in a matter of minutes, anywhere, any time!! This is due to years of training by my mother. 

Yesterday morning, I arrived home at 6:05am. My husband arrived at 6:09am. He said he entered our bedroom, and I was fast asleep, snoring!! (this is a fuckin lie, cause I don't snore, lol) (Plus, I don't purposefully hurry home to bed to avoid his morning advances i.e. our house rule: no sex bef...

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After yesterday massive sleep in, I only managed to score 3.5 hours of sleep today. This has left me feeling exhausted!! It's my own fault (I'm my own worst enemy). I did however, manage to get a lot accomplished today. 

First stop was "Weight Watchers" for my weekly weigh in. I managed to have a very small gain of .2grams. I'm proud of this, considering I haven't charted my meals and I've basically enjoyed most of my meal times. Glam from work, came along this week to join!! I guess she doesn...

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Can you believe I've slept most of the day and I'm still tired. My day was pretty uneventful so I'm gonna blog about emotions and concerns that have come to my attention over the last couple days, that didn't make my blog. 

The first emotion I'm gonna blog about is 'like' and 'dislike'. Liking people is pretty easy for me. Disliking is another story!! I find it pretty hard to dislike most people!!

The definition of like is; To Be fond of, you would think the definition of dislike is 'not to be ...

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I opened my eyes, from my days slumber, to realise that today is the day that ends my freedom. My girls arrive back in Sydney in an hour. I'm a wee bit excited but I don't want to let on to that fact. I've been trying to pretend that it's been the finest time of my life, but really I've missed my girls. 

I quickly showered then barked at my husband to "hurry "the fuck" up and get ready". Lucky I have an iPhone, because I was tracking their flight, when I noticed that the flight was arriving 25...

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Tonight begins the first night shift of my 5 nights, and it happens to be with a "Joyful" bunch. (NOT!!). It's been an uneventful night, a slow blog night. (boring!!) 

Even though I'm working with my son and his girlfriend, they happen to be on the opposite side of the roster, with different breaks. My son is my reliever for breaks, but that just means he's covering me while I'm on my break so I still don't get to speak to him. 

I wish Pinky was here, at least I would have someone to talk too. ...

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I got home from the gym this morning and hit the bed like a rock. I was probably snoring before my head hit the pillow. I slept very soundly. I was aroused with a beautiful tickle of coriander wafting through my house. My husband was cooking something very yummy!!

I looked over at the clock and it was 8. I had a moment of unease, when I wasn't sure if it was 8am or 8pm. I remembered setting an alarm to wake me up for work, and it hadn't gone off yet. So it must be 8pm, I thought. 

I sat up, on ...

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Last night I start work in a real bad mood, thanks to some bad news!! Even though me and my husband got our "Wild Fuck On" earlier in the day, I just couldn't stop hashing over "Someone" printing off my blog. I'm flabbergasted as to their motives. My stories are just for fun!! 

Tonight was my first shift with Red Shift and thank God I kept myself busy all night long. This kept me from stewing. I found myself with an upset tummy, AKA..... "bubble guts", and had to visit the toilets frequently t...

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I arrived at work for my first 8 hour shift with Yellow Shift feeling a bit like a traitor!! I pulled myself together and thought........"Bring it on, I can do this"!! I got dressed feeling odd, something was off!! I'm thinking it must be the odd hour. It's been a while since I've had to arrive at work for a 10pm start.

I got all my gear on, then entered the office and boldly announced that I was the "guest star" for this shift. I'm thinking that maybe the other shift managers are gonna need s...

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Tonight was pegged as a nightmare!! I slept most of the day, maybe 10 hours!! I arrived at work, but was in a 'I don't really want to be here' mood!!  

I was feeling lots if pressure in my lungs while breathing. I knew something was up, because earlier in the day, I got out of bed to go to the toilet and my world was spinning.  I was dizzy!! 

I almost made it through my 1st hour when the chills hit. I began shivering violently. Mr. Tat was kind enough to cover my station so I could run to my lo...

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CRAP!! I'm awake!! While awake, I grabbed my phone to see what's new on Facebook. I managed to make a few witty remarks, then back to sleep!!

(this is totally random......but, do you know, you shouldn't eat corn in [any form] with [any form] of potatoes at the same meal. Apparently this combination creates a sugar overload in our blood stream causing a surge of insulin, resulting in a chemical overload which is devastating to all major organ in the body.......I know, so random but I thought yo...

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It's Thursday morning, i'm fast forwarding to get to the "Juicy bits" (the least of which, might be in my undies bahahaha!!)

I arrived at work, ready for a fun day!! I made eye contact with Mr Pecks instantly, which brought a smile to my face. I thought to myself "ALRIGHT!! This day is looking mighty fine!!"

I managed to find the best spot in the house to gawk and admire Mr. Pecks body and his 'Ass-ets', lol! His machine was playing up, which had him crawling back and forth on his hands and kne...

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You could tell, by the atmosphere, that tonight was our last night shift, everyone seemed a little subdued!! Even I was feeling exhausted!! (I had a 'very, very' good reason to be, Lol) Maybe it was just me, but everyone appeared to be listless and lost.   

Mr. Pecks was hiding, probably from me (Chicken!!). Mr. Houdini was hiding. Mr. Piper was busy picking his pack of pickled peppers, somewhere.  Chubby Hubby was meeting this person and meeting that person (he reminds me of Santa Clause, dir...

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I love getting 8 hours of straight sleep but hate when my body craves more. I also hate when I wake up groggy!!. 

What a cloudy morning!! Not literally cloudy, but metaphorically!! I wanted badly to hit the snooze button, but I knew that I had heaps to get ready. I needed to eat part of my breakfast, then pack the rest, plus lunch. I needed to get my gym bag ready. I'm heading to the gym after work. I needed time to slip my contacts in, so I don't stumbled around like a blind person. 

I managed...

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Why, O Why, do I do it? I shouldn't take a 'Nana Nap' on the day before I'm meant to work a day shift! 

Here I sit, wide awake, at 3 o'clock in the morning. I begin a 12 hour day shift at 6 o'clock. Compounded with my sore muscles, I'm cringing at the thought of starting today. (at least my job isn't hard work. I'll have to be on my feet for 8 hours out of the next 12, but that's not to much exertion for me) If we're going to travel overseas 3 times,  in the next 3 years, then I can't afford t...

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This blog is a continuation from the last blog. (same day anyway which leads into my first night shift)

I hurried home from the Gym because I had a coffee date with a friend. My friend is a lady who regularly visits Krispy Kreme. She was one of the regular customers that I used to serve while I was the Store Manager. We've sort of struck up a closer friendship since my resignation from KK and regularly meet there to chat. 

So, I quickly jumped into the shower, to wash off the gym sweat, got dre...

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What a way to begin the "New Year"  at work on our first day back. I'm barely awake and running late (thanks to the extra time needed to pop in my contact lenses). I'm going to have to adjust my alarm to accommodate the extra time needed now.

Once at work, I smoothly slipped onto the floor and managed to beat almost everyone else. I guess no else was in the mood to start back to work either. Today was our first shift back in 12 days, so we all had a lot to catch up on. Realising that there is ...
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Today has been a complete loss of a day. I slept most of the day except I briefly got up to send off my letter of interest for some contracted work at my work. When I arrived at work we were being called into the office for what I thought was going to be another yelling at, after yesterdays confrontation with Faith and some of the misbehaved boys. But instead we were corralled into be told that one of the lines wouldn't start until about 11pm. Funny thing is, we all know that means it won't b...
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It's funny how the heart starts to flutter when someone you loved seems near, but you know they are far!! I also like realising  when that special someone gets online......it brightens my day that I noticed!!
I woke up early to catch my NFL Pittsburgh Steelers on ESPN. As I was watching, I logged on to Facebook and realised that Mr. B had been online and taken my recommendation of a photo for his profile pic. He also became a "Fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers" group as well, which was another re...
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