My day started out with yet another missed alarm!! I was due in the gym at 8:15am to see my Food Coach. A quick 'reschedule phone call' bought me an extra hour.

I got to the gym and managed to cranked out 2 classes before heading off to Krispy Kreme to have lunch with Ling!! Monday's we have a standing lunch date. We have been doing this little ritual for nearly 3 years. Even though I resigned last June, I don't feel the need to break this weekly habit. I enjoy it and so does Ling!!

I was due in the Dentists 'torture chair' at 2:30pm, so I had plenty of time to enjoy my salad sandwich with Ling and more importantly, catch up on any Krispy Kreme happenings. (NO.....we aren't gossiping, we talk about store changes AND 'fucked up' people, lol)    

I departed Krispy Kreme with no extra calories padded to my diet. (after working there for 5 years, they've lost most of their appeal) I hurried home and quickly jumped in the shower to wash off the gym sweat and change into fresh underwear. (I don't know why I needed the clean undies, it's not like the Dentists is "Gonna have a wook" down there!!)   

As I was arriving at the Dentists office, I took a moment to calm my psyche!! I already knew what to expect at this appointment, he was doing the second step of the root canal he started last week. What I wasn't prepared for, was the excruciating pain that jolted through my body when we both realised that my mouth wasn't numb enough. 

This 'nerve jolt' was unlike any pain I've ever felt before!! I think my 'pain spasm' frightened that Dentist, because he jumped up and said he wanted "another wook". He quickly took more x-Rays of my mouth and decided that maybe I needed to see a specialist. 3 X-rays and 2 'hour long' appointments before he admits he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. "Isn't this fuckin wonderful, a fucking amateur Dentist, armed with a drill, inside my mouth" is what was running through my head!! (Crazy Ass Asians, they all seem to be handed a Doctor or Dentist Degree and set loose on the world. I would venture to say that their educational resources are probably inferior to most other countries, yet they've flooded the Australian market pretty well)

I returned home with a lopsided numb mouth and headed straight for the bed. Wouldn't you know it,  my "under sexed" husband had a great idea!! He suggested that I use my numb mouth for something other than talking, which of course I couldn't do to well at that moment, but it didn't stop me from telling him to "Get your no-good, sorry, you ain't getting any 'Lovin' from me, ass away from me". (fuck men can be so insensitive)

I dozed off until I was awaken by my the phone, it was my best fag friend!! He rang to announced that his current relationship is officially over, and to warn me that this "Penrith Parasite" has threaten legal action against me if I blog about him again. (He begged me not to blog about him just to "Keep The Peace")

Well, my best fag friend knows me better and knows that I will not be threatened by an "Immature Penrith Parasite Hillbilly"!! If "YOU", you fuckin cock sucking, can't take a 'real man's dick' up your ass, happens to be reading this right now DESSIE says "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!"
(Check up on this......bitch!!)

I've given that "Penrith Parasite" nothing but praise in my blogs and have never said a derogatory word against him, so this "Court Date" ought to be fun. I wonder if he'll be able to afford the cost of a Solicitor on the weekly allowance he receives from Centrelink? You may be able to intimidate my best fag friend, but honey, this 'bitch right here', comes from tougher streets then you will ever see in Penrith, so if you got something to say to me, or about me, say it to my face, otherwise, shut the fuck up and quit using me as an excuse!! 'Man Up' to your own 'Shortcomings' you 'fickle prick'!! 

[With that off my chest, I'll get to the fun stuff]

I arrived at work, excited by the fact that my G-Unit was on tonights rotation. I was geared up for some 'man watching', but I was quickly brought back to reality when I was informed that "Mr. Pecks" had this entire rotation off and was away in Melbourne. (What a disappointment!!). Not only him, but my Chubby Hubby was off and so was Mr. Houdini, my favourite illusionist!! (he appears to be working, but when in fact, it's just an illusion, lol)  

My disappointment was short lived when I was handed our nights roster. I was rostered as a "Swinger". Relief and joy swept over me and instantly put me in an euphoric mood. (this is a 'Social Butterfly's' heroin) 

I floated about the place with a grin from 'ear to ear' making little witty remarks and innuendoes.

First break arrived in a 'blink of an eye'!!. The permanents headed off the floor for their break, just a few minutes before I felt comfortable leaving the floor, so I remained at one of the lines, repacking and cleaning the floors until it was the correct time for me to leave.

It happened to be 'Hope's' Birthday and I missed out on the singing of "Happy Birthday" to her. I was just in time for the cake!! (I definitely wouldn't want to miss that)

Glam tried her hardest to coerce me into having a big piece of the 'Black Forrest' cake but I held strong and sliced off a slender sliver.

Our next pause break got a little more dicey!! We gathered at the 'Smoking Hole' and was joined by Lezzy. She walked into a conversation about '3-somes'. This conversation caused her to raise her eyebrows at me and I saw a little glimmer of hope flash across her face like a shining star!!

While the others were engrossed in another topic, Lezzy, leans across the table and in a 'quiet voice' asks me how I like my sex? Once again, I panicked at her line of questioning!! I jumped up from the bench and announced that our break was over and it was time to head back. She pawed at my arm telling me not to go yet. I gave her the excuse that "Mr. Big Wig" was watching me like a hawk and couldn't afford to make any mistakes and make him mad. 

I narrowly escaped, only to be confronted again by her in the locker room. She politely asked for my phone number and I gave it to her. (I hope this doesn't give her the wrong idea) I'm genuinely friendly and I wouldn't dare lead her on!!

Not once, after the first pause break, did I look at the clock. This shift went by way to quick. I'm excited by the fact that it the Green Shift on again tonight. 

I've just become aware of the fact that the entire factory has shut down earlier today due to a virus in the 'Vortex' computer systems. Plus, after reading some Facebook posts, it looks like it's only going to be us contractors on tonight!! (Without Mr. Pecks to gawk at, this might be one hell of a long night!!)