Since Easter has just past, I want to share with my readers one if my childhood fetishes. 

I remember being very excited that the Easter Bunny was coming!! I knew that the Easter Bunny was my mum and dad because I had already found the Easter Baskets hidden under the stairs in our secret pantry the year before. (This discovery led to a lot of spying and testing my parents, to see if all of the magical creatures weren't real i.e. Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy) Even though I knew that my parents were lying, I continued to play the part. 

While I was playing my part, every time my parents weren't looking or had stepped out, I would scour the house for the hidden goodies!!

I wanted to scope out what was in "My" basket, that way I knew I wasn't being ripped off on Easter morning if something was missing. 

I never disturbed anything in the baskets, so I must have known it was wrong to peek at my Easter Surprise!! But that never stopped me.......actually I enjoyed sneaking around and the secrecy!!

I was more excited about how many little foil covered chocolate Easter eggs I had in my basket. I was never interested in the big chocolate bunny or any toys or candy peeps (which are baby chick shaped marshmallows covered with yellow coloured sugar). 

I would trade my little brother any of my "Yuckie" candy for his little foil covered chocolate eggs. (He always thought he was getting the better of our deal, when actually he would have got that "Yuckie" candy anyway cause I wouldn't eat it)

I made sure I ended up with all the little foiled chocolate eggs!! Then I would get to work on my fetish. I would slowly and meticulously peel each and every one of the eggs. (leaving them all naked) This task would take me days sometimes. 

Then I would take each piece of coloured foil paper and use my fingernail to smooth it out, so there was no creases left. (mind you I would not eat a single chocolate until I had smoothed out each and every piece of foil)
    
Once all the foil pieces were smooth, I would pretend they were money and I would buy my "Naked" chocolate eggs from myself. Like I was a mean person because I wouldn't let the little chocolate eggs have any cloths. (Im thinking now that I should have gone into the prostitution line of work. I could have been the Madam) lol

Once I bought all my naked eggs from myself the game would be over and I could enjoy the treat. However, I hid all the smoothed pieces of foil until the next year. I figured that I would have more "Foil Money" to play a bigger game the following year. 

This fetish game carried on into my early teens. Until one day I just stopped playing. But every now and again when I get a foiled covered Easter egg I think back to my game. 

When I finally moved away from home I found a massive stash if smoothed foils hidden in a shoe box. I even found one egg with the foil still on. I'm wondering why I left that one egg stilled covered!! (it must have been in that box for 6 or 8 years......now that's gross!!)

This blog was inspired by a reoccurrence of my fetish. Today my little girl handed me all the solid blue foil covered Easter eggs from her Easter stash. (she singled them out because they were different from the rest) They were the White Chocolate Easter eggs. There were about 10 of them. 

I have now peeled them, smoothed the foil, and am about to eat them but unfortunately I'm on a diet so I can not reap from my hard labour. 

Ain't adult life about a bitch!!