Do you know how to piss Dessie off? That would be to wake me up, wrapped in a towel, trying to get your "fuck on", before 7am!! This is bullshit, we've got rules in this house!! My husband thinks he can push his luck at that time of the day and it's ok. Well it's not!! FUCK OFF NOW!! Were my "wake up words" to my husband this morning!! LOVELY!! (I don't even think prostitutes work at that hour of the morning.)

Well, I'm not going to let my rude awakening spoil the rest of my day!! I've got a lunch date with my BFF's (notice the 's, that's because I now have 2 BFF's)(Best Fag Friends)

My first stop this morning was at Weight Watchers. It will be a miracle if I have a loss this week. I've been slack!! I haven't tracked my meals or been to the gym (I had a good excuse to miss the gym.....I was sick)

To my greatest surprise, I lost!! That's a total loss of 5.9 kilos for me. Pinky is doing equally fantastic, she had a .6 gram loss, taking her total to 2.9 kilos. 

From WW, we headed to the gym. I must tell you, things are moving much easier!! Even though I missed a few days last week, I don't feel set back!! I feel good!! We smacked the treadmill, like I wanted to smack the small kid screaming in the gym. (Some young mothers just don't get it!! Shut them little fuckers up in public places and the world would be a nicer place)

I became so annoyed at this child, that I mouthed off to the gym receptionist "Do we have to listen to that fuckin noise!" The way I spouted it out, she knew, by my tone, that I was serious. I understand that mothers want to gain back their pre-baby bodies, but leave them little fuckers at home with daddy. (for fuck sake, he helped make that little noise box, he should get to enjoy it's music)

We hit the showers and it felt so good!! If I didn't have a bet with my best fag friend, I would have stayed in the shower longer. (our bet was that I would be late to lunch because of a hair straightener disaster, or some other catastrophe) Reading between the lines, as I do, I sense that my Fag is trying to tell me that I'm "High Maintenance"!

Well, I'll have you know, I wasn't late and I won the bet. "High Maintenance" is him paying for my lunch!! Bahaha

I brought along my laptop because I've been keeping a list of questions that I need his help with (since the love of his life has come along, he isn't as freely available for my needs, that's makes me sound like a sex fiend or something, lol). 

I've also been taking questions from friends with Macintoshes. My best fag friend was ecstatic!! Put him in front of a MacBook and he becomes orgasmic. He quickly and efficiently gave me instructional answers to all my questions. I quickly jotted them down, "Word for Word" (haha that last quote made me think of the movie "Ghosts" when Whoppie Goldberg says that line to Demi Moore, I know your hearing it in your mind right now lol)

We finished with our La Terria lunch, and headed off to the Student Flight Centre. There's a flight expo on February 6th & 7th and we want to book our trip to the USA in September. With all the info needed for that weekend we headed back to the Post Office to organise Sam's passport. I have to organise a new passport for all of my kids too. I hate going into the city to the MLC Centre. 

The United States Consulate General is located in the MLC Centre and it's a fuckin nightmare trying to go there. First of all, you can't just rock up, you have to make an appointment. You make you appointment online, then you have to have your printed appointment notice with you. You can't carry any bags into the building or even a bottle of water. Your searched on one level before being escorted to the Consulate level by a georgous Marine. It's very official and somewhat intimidating. I won't put this off to long because these people work at their own pace not at my travel plans pace. 

With that info in tow, I headed home to hit the bed for a "Nana Nap" before my first 8 hour shift tonight. I'm working with Yellow shift. Hopefully they accept me with open arms and we have some fun so I have happy things to blog about tomorrow!! Stay Tuned!!