I love getting 8 hours of straight sleep but hate when my body craves more. I also hate when I wake up groggy!!. 

What a cloudy morning!! Not literally cloudy, but metaphorically!! I wanted badly to hit the snooze button, but I knew that I had heaps to get ready. I needed to eat part of my breakfast, then pack the rest, plus lunch. I needed to get my gym bag ready. I'm heading to the gym after work. I needed time to slip my contacts in, so I don't stumbled around like a blind person. 

I managed to get dressed, but when I arrived at work, DEV asked me "is your shirt inside out"? I'm such a dick!! As if I wouldn't have noticed that, before I left home. Thank God Dev was the only one to see me. I would have blushed if there was a man around to see. What's the first sign of getting old? I'm sure it's........."not dressing yourself properly"......lol!!

Once again I was put on 'Melts'. I'm starting to wonder if someone is falling in love with me on the Job (like a secret admirer), lol. I've worked here for 2 years and I've 'NEVER'.....'EVER' been on 'Melts' twice in a row!! I'm counting my blessings though!!

During one of our breaks we gave everyone a new Nick name. Hope, Faith, Destiny, and Cherish. (Nice to meet you!!) 
Our conversations bordered on 'X-Rated' all day long......but they were so funny!! (I can tell you we talked about circumcisions, gag reflexes, and braided pubic hair.........pure filth) ( I was in my realm lol)

We were rating all the men on our shift and laying claims. Faith laid claims to some big wigs in the office. I laid claims to Mr Pecks, Chromey, and Mr. Tat and of course Lezzy (She would be hurt if I left her out lol). I told the girls that I would give an arm and a leg to see Mr. Pecks without his shirt. (I bet his pecks are as hard as Gibraltar Rock, lol) We bantered like this for the entire shift and the 12 hours flew by. I hope the other 3 had as much fun as I did!!. They seemed to. 

Near the end of the shift Mr. Pecks said that there would be no "Single" ladies working tomorrow night shift. I had Hope and Destiny convince him I was single. He was searching for a "Wedding Ring". So I showed him both hands. NO RING!! Wha Lah.......Single!! Mr. Pecks then made some comment about needing a single woman, and a woman who could teach him something........I replied "THAT'S ME" LOL. He than said that the Lezzy could have me........without missing a beat.......I replied to Mr. Pecks "I bet she gives better head anyway" it was fuckin hilarious. That shut him right up. I'm sure he's met his match with this 'Mouthy American'!!