BEWARE THIS BLOG IS LONG!!
 
I arrived home this morning after a fantastic night with my adored G-Unit!! I was buzzing around on a high, because tonight was our planned 'End of Summer Drinks' night out (It isn't really the end of summer, I just came up with this slogan as a reason for us to gather and party). The evening was touted as a "Let Loose" night for everyone to let their hair down. (of course I was giddy that Mr. Pecks was attending.......if I wasn't married I'd attempt to tap that ass in a heart beat......trust me!!)

I didn't have much time to spare, so I raced myself right into bed!! 

I set an alarm for 1030am so I could get my head to the Salon for a few foils with a cut, blow dry, and style. (I was planning on looking hot)

I left the Salon in fine form, I was more than pleased with my results.......I was looking "Fuckin Hot", according to me, and I'm the only one who matters!!

Next stop was to drop my daughter off somewhere in 'Bummed Fucked Egypt' over by the Oaks. As we were driving I began to get more and more irate at my daughter. She knew I was going out tonight, yet she failed to inform me that her party was so far away. (Being a mom sucks sometimes)

We travelled along a road called Burragorang (I can't spell it cause it's some native name) for over 45 minutes. We finally arrived and I was fuming. I spent the entire trip home trying to calm my psyche!! (I wanted to choke this child of mine for making me rush)

I arrived home to find my husband, standing in the doorway, with a look that told me he was in a frisky mood!! He insisted that we make love.......I knew he had an ulterior motive, every man does!!. (I'm sure he just wanted to lay claim to his woman, basically leave his scent on me to deter other men)

I was so worked up after dropping my daughter off, that I began to think that maybe an orgasm would calm me down. He began his normal love making ritual by kissing me on the neck. (He knows that this drives me wild) I immediately loosened up and allowed him to disrobe me and coerce me to the bed. (so far our love making session was on Que.) as I climbed on the bed, it occurred to me that I had just spent $100 dollars to have my hair done, so I snapped saying "you better not fuck up my hair or I'm gonna be pissed". After this realisation that I could easily mess up my hair I was unable to fully relax and enjoy our "Fuck Session". I finally found the release I was looking for and I quickly jumped up to look in the mirror to see if any damage was done to my hair. (I don't think this made my husband feel very accomplished!! He was wearing his grumpy face for the rest of the time it took me to get ready. I didn't 'give a fuck' how he felt because I knew this love session was a covert operation!!) 

The time arrived to hit the road to our "Party Night' at Mounties. I had begged My Best Fag Friend to be my "Designated Driver" for the night and because my husband hates fags, I begged him to wait at the end of our street for me. I pulled out of my drive way and he quickly jumped into my car (which felt very sneaky, but had my husband questioned me, I wouldn't have lied!! I would have told him that he went with me.......I never lie about my time spent with My BFF) and away we went.

We arrived and I was on a high, I was bouncing around like I was on some sort of drugs.......(my tits were trembling to get on the dance floor, lol)
We looked around but couldn't find any of our party, even though we knew that Hope was already there. We decided to have Hope paged. We quickly met up with her and away we went into the club in search of the rest of the G-Unit.

I spied "Mr. Pecks" from across the room. I don't think he saw me but I immediately pointed him out to My BFF and we sized him up and evaluated his choice clothes. (My Fag knows his fashion) Mr. Pecks was dressed in a Checkered shirt that looked kind of like a "Lumber Jacks" shirt......very RUGGED!! I think I was more shocked at his head. I don't think I've ever seen him without his hair net and this shocked me.

Once we figured out that everyone was going to meet up by the dance floor later,  we all headed for the FOOD. I was famished!!  Six of us seated ourselves and I found that we were seated across the room from my desired "Man Menu". I ordered a Steak Sandwich with 6 oysters Kilpatrick. (I didn't order the Oysters for an aphrodisiac, I don't need any help being "Turned On". I'm always "Turned On" lol)

Mr. TAT, the gentleman he is, offered to get me a drink from the bar. I was a bit apprehensive and stand-offish!! I'm afraid to drink to much with people that i work with because I don't want to end up the talk of the factory (Too late......I already am the talk of the factory.....my blogs have spread like wild flowers and I'm famous lol)

With dinner out of the way and our first of many drinks in our hands, we headed to the dance floor. Our party thinned out with everyone heading off to the "Pokies" (I used to be a huge gambler when I lived in Las Vegas, so my best bet was to stay from my addiction......good decision!!)

It took 3 drinks and I was ready to smash out some moves on the dance floor. I hit the dance floor like I was born to boogie!! Me an My BFF were spinning like we were "Dancing Partners" on "So you think you can Dance" (Later that night he told me that I was just the right size to be his dancing partner, he sure know's how to make a girl feel good!!!)

My Best Fag Friend is an accomplished "Ball Room" Dancer so of course he took the lead and spun me about like a little rag doll. He showed me he was the "Man in Charge" on the dance floor, that's for sure!! He is 'so' going to be my "Going Out Dancing" partner from now on!!

As the night settled, we all gathered around in one group. (everyone must have been tired from gambling and dancing, I personally was so "Fuckin Hot" from the jumper that I wore I couldn't continue to dance or I would pass out from heat) The music and peoples voices were getting louder and louder from the excessive drinking, but that didn't stop them hitting the shots. I sat back and watch the heavy drinkers hit the "Sambuca" shots hard. (I'm not a heavy drinker because I don't always end up in the 'right bed' with the 'right man'!!) 

Mr. Pecks was seated across the way from me, surrounded by (Edited by Request), Faith, and Destiny (of course they have a closer relationship with him then I do and with my attraction to him and all the drinking, I decided to keep as far away from his as possible......the last thing I need is to end up taking this man to bed, that's not a good idea when your married) I was staring at him while he was being groped by the others and to my surprise, out of no where, he jump up and began yelling at me "Your Married", "Your Married"........well I have no idea what sparked this outburst so of course I pipped up back at him and said "Your Fuckin Married Too"!! (It must have been my "Come Fuck Me Eyes" telling him what I was after bahahahaha)

To my surprise, a 'Heavy Set' Bouncer appeared out of no where and asked to speak with Faith and asked her to come with him. He escorted her over to the side and I could see that he was questioning her. I'm sure he thought she was excessively drunk but we all know our Faith and she's just loud and boisterous naturally. It looked like she was talking her way out of it....then all of a sudden Faith appeared and announced that she was being "Kicked out" of the club for being to intoxicated.....(What a load of shit!!)

It wasn't much longer before our group was being noticed by more than one bouncer. Mr. Pecks was showing his own signs of intoxications. He pipped up at the bouncer and announced that the was going to shove his "Dread Lock head up is ass" (At this point I'm thinking "Maybe Mr. Pecks is really, really pissed, and is gonna get himself and maybe us into some trouble".......TIME TO GO!!)

This is where the night ended!! I gathered everyone who came in my car and announced that it was "Time To Go". We left Mr. Pecks and (Edited by request) sitting in the club!! Once we were outside, I inhaled the clean, fresh air and was thankful that I wasn't pissed and puking all over the place. (I was proud of myself for being a very good girl)

We made it home safe and sound!!