I slept like a log last night. It was a dreamless night and when I woke up at 5am this morning I could swear that I didn't move a muscle because the blankets were in the exact same place as when I laid down. To my surprise when I arrived at work this morning, I was rostered as a "Swinger" (someone who relieves people for their break) and today was our Shift Christmas Lunch. The lunch was being put on by Mama Kiwi, our team manager. The morning was busy! Me and Chromey had to relieve 18 packers, by ourselves, for their 1st pause breaks. The other swingers were assisting with the meal preparations.  I relieved Who-How first because I knew she would be hanging for a smoke. I try to be kind to the smokers and let them go first. I'm not condoning smoking.....cause I hate the shit.....but I can understand an addiction. I used to gamble hard!! So me and Chromey struggle to pause break the 18 packers and do all the required melts (melts are a QC check point to check for broken sticks and anything not right with the ice cream) while doing the melts me and him had a conversation that I would classify as a confession. All I'm gonna say about his confessions is that I'm glad I don't hear and tell. It was some eye popping confessions and I was all ears (anyone who know's me well, knows.....I was ALL EARS, lol). The funny thing is, that me and him agreed on everything. Everything he was confessing was pure truth......we laughed hard!! I realised that this kids' on my level. Our conversations are intelligent and witty and I get great pleasure out of them. Basically I laughed my ass off. 
The lunch was wonderful, and of course, I watched what I ate because I didn't want to blow my Weight Watcher point system out of the water. I declined many offers to eat a beautiful pavlova but enjoyed Glam stuffing her face with a few mouthfuls. I'm gonna win this 'Biggest Loser' contest and happily take her $100 bucks. I also enjoyed some great laughs with the permanent swingers as well. (Edited by Request) and her 'reading between the lines' was a crack up. 
My biggest let down of the entire day was that I didn't get a Christmas hat that Tanny brought in to all the girls. (Edited by Request) said that was because I wasn't young and beautiful enough. She got all of that information form reading between Tanny lines, bahahah. It's ok though, I didn't want to be referred to as one of "Santa's Ho's" as half the factory was calling them (which I think is just mean). There was definitely some holiday Christmas spirit floating around today and it was funny as hell. All in All my day was enjoyable!! Take care and enjoy my life in a nut shell