WOW.....I can't believe it. I think I might be a lunatic!! Damn Glam!! I've been forced to go to the gym in my attempt to kick her ass in this "Biggest Loser" contest we have going on between us. Her announcement yesterday that she's working out, got me all "Fired Up"! I hate the fact that I'm so competitive, but I want to beat her so bad I can taste it. She doesn't know it yet, (unless she reads this blog) that if I manage to win, I'm taking us both out with her $100 bucks, Glam can consider our night out as second prize!! lol

I set my alarm to go off at 730am. I wanted to arrive at the gym by 8am, finish by 9am, because my Weight Watchers meeting was at 930am. As a result of many years of failed exercise attempts, I can honestly say "I HATE GYMS"!! My excitement was rope-able. I smashed the snooze button on my phone about 4 times. Of course I didn't get to the gym on time, which made me late to Weight Watchers (I had a gain of +.7 of a kilo)!  My pissy mood was compounded by a weight gain, and I'm sure that Aunt Flow (my period) was about to present, along with skipping breakfast,..... I was a "Hungry Ticking Time Bomb". I managed to arrive at Weight Watchers 5 minutes before the meeting. I owe Pinky an apology for running late. She waited over 40 minutes for me.....I'M SORRY PINKY!

I'm not disappointed in my weight gain, it was almost expected. It's been two weeks since we weighed in, plus we had two major holidays to eat up and party up. I may not have eaten up, like I wanted to, but I sure the hell partied up, just have a look at my Facebook, I was maggoted!!

From Weight Watchers, we headed back to the gym. Pinky wanted to join and since I'm locked into a contract, she signed on the dotted line too. It's an all ladies gym that we can do together. I'm hoping that this move will propel our weight loss, in fact, I know it will. Look out Glammy, Dessie's on a roll!! You just sit back and watch my ass shrink!! bahahaha  

We then headed over to La Terria's Cafe to have brunch. We had a pre-arranged date with my best fag friend and his lover. I ordered the BLT sandwich but I was so famished, I also ordered a side salad. I felt a little odd when I asked for my dressing on the side. I mean, who the hell orders a salad and get the dressing on the side? that would be a lunatic.....right!!

A phone call from my husband cut my day in half. He needed a ride home from the mechanics. His car went in for a transmission clean up. Bad news arrived with a price tag of $2,000 dollars. My husband kindly told them to put his car back together and he would take his chances. I'm just praying the car makes it until the next registration date. By then, we will be heading overseas. My husband better be praying it last him longer cause a new car, for him, doesn't seem to be in our 2 year travel plans.

It funny how bad news can make a man horny!! No wait.....any news makes a my man horny!! The wind changes and my man is horny!! Having my girls in New Zealand for a month has it's advantages. This event took up half of my afternoon (Aunt Flow must have had a flight delay, lol)  

I was relaxing, after the event, smoking my proverbial cigarette, when I received a phone call telling me that my new glasses were ready to pick up. I flashed a glance at the clock and realised that I had about an hour to run over to the mall and pick them up. I sent my BFF McSeen a message requesting a coffee date. We sat, enjoying out English Breakfast Tea, for an hour. She filled me in on all the action I missed last Sunday at her Family reunion. I'm sad I didn't go now, the rainy day turned out to be bearable, and she said the beach was relaxing. After our afternoon tea, we headed over to the travel shop to pick up a Cruise catalogue. We're planning a 2011 cruise to Hawaii. Prices are amazingly reasonable, $3,900 dollars for a 16 night cruise to Hawaii stopping at 5 different islands on the way including air fair return to Sydney. Were booking asap and going to pay it off. I'll keep everyone posted via my blog so don't worry.

My day is drawing to a close and I feeling loved, excited and accomplished with an overall feeling of giddy!! I just can't figure out if it's because of my friends or because of my orgasm!! Lets blame the orgasm