Tonight, like an onion, I managed to peel the layers off of 'Azul Shift', and I've discovered some hidden 'sexual deviates' working on this shift!! (I guess it takes one to know one, lol! I knew they had it in them!!)

Here, I thought they were all.....so boring, when all they needed was a little free time on their hands, to "Let their hair down", so to speak. (and of course, some helpful encouragement, though not much!!) 

Tonights production was plagued with problem after problem!! These stoppages gave everyone a little leeway with their breaks, which allowed us to fully engage in some "kinky" conversations about different sexual fetishes. (I can't say that I have any fetishes, I enjoy the my sex straight up!!)

The night began with me reading my "soon-to-be-posted" blog to a few interested listeners (of course I asked everyone present if they were interested in hearing it, and if they were easily offended). 

After my expressive rendition of my written words, everybody just seemed to opened up!! My blog was about "What a relationship needs most". I replied that "Sex" is what is needed most.  

This sparked a 'full on' discussion about different names for sexual acts. I consider myself pretty "Worldly" but there were some terms thrown around that I had no idea what they were!! I guess I'm not that worldly!! 

One term that was thrown around was "Dangle Berry"!! This has got to be some Australian slang. When It was explained to me, exactly what it was, I cacked myself laughing. (them filthy ass men!! Literally......ROFLMAO) 

Then someone proudly asked me if I've heard of a "Rainbow Kiss". When this was explained to me (I'm blonde remember, I need everything spelled out to me or a "Websters" dictionary) , I nearly gagged!! All I've got to say about that one, is "there are some really dirty people in this world". (If your reading this blog and have never heard that term used, like me, your just gonna have to ask someone else for the definition. No, you better ask me, I will give it to you with couth!!)

[Who the fuck comes up with this nasty shit?]

The night ended smoothly and the entire crew seemed eager to head home, this was evident by the line up at the "swipe off clock" at the guard house. The people in the front of the line obviously got more perks from the stoppages then the rest of us, but I enjoyed getting to leave and go home right on the mark.!  

I was looking forward to climbing into my bed ASAP, and that I did!!

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