Heading into an overnight shift
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Under: Me being Me
I purposefully stayed awake until 5am this morning because I wanted to sleep in today. I'm looking at two, 12 hour overnight shifts ahead of me, and really wanted a full 'sleep in'. Well, that didn't happen. This means that I'm probably going to be shitty. Since I'm awake, I decided there's no better time then to head over to the gym. (what a girl will do to win a contest!! Lol)
I realised, as I was getting ready, that I needed to seriously look at expanding my underwear collection. Specifically my bra's. Since my operation last February I've been surviving with 3 bra's in my collection. (rotating didn't seem to present a problem) but after going to the gym yesterday, and sweating my ass off, (in this case.....sweating my tits off) I'm either going to have do do some laundry before I go or I'm going to have to go in the same sweaty bra I wore yesterday. Worse than that, I could go braless!! (I just internally cringed at the word "braless") So I'll quickly throw on a load of laundry AND wear my sweaty bra from yesterday. Problem solved!! (please don't look at my tits the next time you see me, just know that I'm very hygienic and I will be shopping, this week!)
It occurred to me, as I was chucking on a load of laundry, that I hadn't eaten breakfast. After yesterdays Weight Watchers meeting, I had planned to change my meal strategy. The leader said that you should "Eat breakfast like a 'King', lunch like a 'Queen', and dinner like a 'poor-per'". So my strategy is to change my points allowance around eating more points for breakfast than dinner. This strategy will probably work well for me when I'm not at work. I don't know if I'll survive 12 hours overnight having only had a small dinner. (I'll fill you in on my hunger levels tomorrow)
So I prepared my massive breakfast, while my husband eyed me suspiciously. His ogling caught my attention and because of my lack of sleep I snapped "WHAT??" at him. I hadn't notice that he was looking at me like he wanted me for breakfast, until he asked, in his Spanish language, for sex. He had meet my requirements for an early morning tryst, it wasn't between the morning hours if 4am-7am. So jokingly and in "Jeff Dunham's character Peanut's voice" I said "allriiiight" (if you haven't heard of "Jeff Dunham" you'll have to U-tube him and his character 'Peanut') Trust me it was funny as hell!! Me and my husband burst out laughing together!! Then my husband announced while we were cracking up laughing, that he was no longer at attention (if you need clarification of what I'm referring too, then you will need to enrol in my sex education course, bahahah) This sent us into another round of hysterics, but of course, it didn't sway him from his intercourse of action. (I swear I'm the only wife in this country giving my husband what he wants and needs regularly, I'm so hard done by, lol)
Ok.....so I've done my wifely duties, cheerfully......I'm well fed......I'm dressed, with a hint of perfume to hide yesterdays flavour......now I'm off it the gym to reshape my body & soul and beat this kid at a game I should be a pro at!! Wish me luck!!
In : Me being Me