How Much does a "Wee" Weigh?
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Under: Gym Gossip
I woke up today, exactly 2 hours before my alarm!! I'm assuming that my body is trying to warn me about the day ahead of me. I must need a 2 hour head start!! I'm not even going to comment on what I've got to do today, I'm just going to get on with it.
My husband arrived home this morning, on a mission!! So needless to say, I've already had my first workout today, haha!! I guess I can chalk that workout up to a burn of about 800 calories. (Does anybody know how many cals/kilojouls are in 1kilo of fat?)(just wondering)
First stop Weight Watchers!! I managed to arrive a half hour early, so I decided to head across the street for a quick eyebrow wax. This is one of the mass production Asian shops, where all the little Asian ladies wear mask and don't seen to speak English until you ask "How Much?" I can't complain they only charged me 14 bucks and that included the moustache as well. Not that I have one!! ROFLMAO!!
Me and Pinky hit the scales at 10am on the dot!! We decided NOT to stay for the meeting because 'Yoga' was starting at 1030am. So I'm standing there, in front of the scale Pinky usually weighs in on, feeling like a loss is in my cards today. (My magic "8 Ball" predicts "Most Likely" that I will have a loss too!! So I'm going with my 8 Balls prediction, hahaha!!) Last week I questioned the scales. I basically accused the scales of being wrong!! (It definitely couldn't hurt to question their accuracy, could it??) To my surprise (actually it was not really a surprise, I was sort of expecting it!!) I lost 2.2 kilos. Pinky was disappointed in her result of a tiny gain of .02. That's nothing!! First of all we are hitting the 6 week mark and everybody plateau's, plus I told Pinky that .02 was probably the weight of a "Wee"!!
We dashed out of Weight Watchers and quickly headed to the Square to get to the 'Yoga' class. Because I was on a high from my weight loss I managed to hold more of the poses for longer. (I really don't believe that 3 classes could make that much of a difference, but I swear that I felt a little stronger) We finished our workout and headed in different directions.
While at 'Yoga', I had my car steamed cleaned at the car wash in the lower level of the Square. When I dropped it off, I told the lady that I would pick it up at 4pm. She looked at me like I was fuckin crazy!! So I told her I would pay and retrieve the keys around noon. I was only 20 minutes late.
Still running late, I hurried into the Square to meet my 2 favourite Fags for lunch. Lucky for me, they were 15 minutes late too!!
We then hit the movies. Yesterday I was moaning that I was lonely without my BFF's and "wah.......la......" here we are on a date. We went to see "It's Complicated". This was a full on "Chick Flick" thank god I was sitting there with my two best fag friends because any other man (especially my husband) would have fallen asleep.
The movie let out at 405pm and I had to "Comply" at 4pm with an appointment with the Dietitian. So what!! that I was running late. I didn't really want to see this dumb bitch anyway. I managed to smile my way through it and of course I lied. (I didn't actually lie but I didn't tell her everything)
With my "Compliance" out of the way, I headed back to the gym for another class. This was was some kind of "Step Torture" but it was fun and it kept my heart beating.......FAST!!
I've managed to make it home and I'm completely exhausted. I'm going to post this blog then head straight to bed because I have work in the morning.
By the way, here is a copy of my horoscope. See how relevant it is to my situation!! The planetary configurations today mostly concentrate on group activities and friends, Gemini. There may be those events connected with things or people at a distance that you may very well enjoy, but there appears to be an event that you'd rather not attend. Although it is more of a responsibility than a social situation you'd look forward to, there may be a hidden opportunity ready to surprise you. Be really careful about foods you eat today, especially if they are sweet or of dramatic appearance. You may respond to things in an unusual way right now.
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