Keepin' Info from a "Nympho" (How dare they)
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Under: Seeing Sydney
I spent about an hour last night getting all my bags packed for today. I had it all planned out.....bag by bag, in chronological order. I even managed to plan and pack my dinner and snack food for my night shift.
My morning started out at 7am. I 'quickly' popped in the shower, got dressed, brushed my teeth, grabbed all my packed bags (which of course, 'quickly' took me 2 hours plus)
First stop.......Weight Watchers! What a fucken disappointment!! I didn't gain and I didn't lose!! How's that work? I've been to the gym 5 out of 7 days this past week and I'm sure I can feel my ass fat moving (don't laugh,..... moving, as in losing size.......not giggling around.....you insensitive asshole lol). Anyway, I'm not going to let it get me down!!
After Weight Watchers we headed up to the gym. More determined than ever, I hit the treadmill with a vengeance (By God Im gonna win this battle!! Battle of the bulge, battle against Pam, any fuckin battle put in front of me.....BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!!!)
After 45 minutes on the "Hill" cycle, and feeling the burn in my calves, I started to calm down. I was dripping with sweat and internally mulling about my plateau. (Thanks to Sammy, by my side making me laugh, with her bubbly personality, I managed to get over it!l)
I jumped into the shower but I was in no hurry to wash the gym sweat off. I stood under the hot water till my body was pink!!
Once the Make-up and hair was in place, we headed up to LaTerria's for lunch. Cajan Chicken was the order of the day!! It tasted soooooo good. We even indulged in a share of chips between us.
I returned home, grabbed my lunch bag, kissed the hubby and headed off to work.
I knew, heading into work, that I was in for a ribbing from the operators!! Gary, the G-Unit Houdini, made a comment on my Facebook (and reading between the lines, as I do) I could tell he read yesterdays blog!! That is so fuckin funny. The guys don't know what they're in for reading my blog!! Hahahah
We got out on the floor and I could see some of the operators with their heads together. My blog must have touched them. (Im touched!! Lol)
I was repacking at Ria 1, when Gary the Houdini, Mr. Pecks, and Peter Piper walked by (obviously heading for a break) as they passed me, Gary the Houdini was rubbing on his nipples. Earlier in the night, I was told that Mr. Pecks had his shirt off and was getting a rub down from 'someone'!! I got a little feisty and said "why the fuck didn't some one tell me Mr. pecks was shirtless? I would given him a rub down that he would never forget!!" hahahah (how dare they keep this info from a nympho....ROFLMAO)
As they exited the factory, I was craning my neck to get a better look. I'm sure Gary the Houdini was trying to convince Mr. Pecks to flash me a glance of his "Gibraltar Rock hard pecks" (he looked a little scared to me!!). I made a comment to Ani, while craning, "that watching Mr. Pecks was making me wet!!" Ani replied, without out missing a beat and in a grocery store voice......."Clean up on Ria 1" I burst into laughter and nearly pissed my pants. I don't think Matthew my man, would have been too happy about me pissing on his floor. (he had been giving me the evil eye all night......me pissing on his floor would have pushed him over the edge......I could tell. I don't need to read between "them" lines)
I headed outside for a pause break from my pause work, 10 minutes into it, the two office 'Big Wigs' and the G-Unit Lesbian came out to where we were sitting. We all jumped up to head back inside when the G-Unit Lesbian grabbed my arm and said "where are you going?" I replied "back to the floor". She said "stay here and finish your break" I'm totally convinced now, that she crushing on me, lol!! She didn't ask the other two to stay behind.
My night was brought up short thanks to the G-Unit 'Big Wig' (what a party pooper). He picked me to go home early (I'm gonna have to get all my blog mates to roll him, so I can stay, lol). He needs to send them young chickens home so the can get to 'fuckin' and let us "Mortgage Owners" earn the money.
P.S. I had the funniest thought! All of you who, read my blog regularly, can be in on this "Inside Joke". At one point tonight, Ria 1's conveyer snapped and Mr. Alpha-wanna-be, American Hater was standing with his back to the broken line, at Ria 2. Just as Ria 1 was starting back up, I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if it snapped again and smacked that 'Prick' in the back of his head. (go ahead and laugh cause we all know that 'Prick' needs a good smack upside his head, racist bastard!!)
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