Today was one of those days!! The kind of day, when you know your husband is busting at the seems to jump into your pants.

I arrived home from work, and wouldn't you know it, my neighbours duck made a bee line straight to me for it's morning feed. So I came inside my house, put my bags down, grabbed two slices of fresh bread, and headed out the front door to crumble the bread for the duck. ("MY" duck has been MIA for the last couple days trapped in the neighbours yard, and made his escape this morning, lol......it's not really my duck but the fuckin neighbours locked it out for 10 days and I cared for it until they decided to reopen the gate and let it in)

Just as I was bent over, crumbling the bread, my husband pulled up into the driveway, he hopped out and made a sexual comment to me, he said "Thats what I like to see, you bent over just waiting for me"!! (Horney bastard!! Lol)

I knew right away that sex must have been on his mind all night long and he must of been thinking about having sex with me before he arrived home. Today both of the kids officially go back to school!! This happens to be his favorite day of the school holidays!! (while the kids are on school holidays the "House Rule" is NO SEX!!) 

I quickly gave him a cuddle and made a mad dash for the bed. I didn't outright tell him to "Fuck Off", but my mannerisms told him that I couldn't be bothered. I hit the sack and it took me all of 1 minute to fall asleep. 

About 11am I woke up, busting to go to the toilet, so I quietly tip toed through the kitchen to the laundry room. I noticed my husband was fast asleep in the front room watching Soccer. 

I made it in and out without disturbing his sleep. Then I made my mistake!! I was feeling a wee bit famished, so I opened the fridge door to have a look at what there was to eat. Of course there were left overs, but that would mean a full production of cranking on the stove and re-heating it. (way to much effort for me!! Lol)

So I gently shut the fridge and thought "Fuck it, I'm going back to sleep"!!

Do you really think I made it back to sleep? .......Hell NO!!

As I was slipping back under the covers of my bed, my husband came into my room, pretending to be looking for something. He turned to me and said, "I forgot what I was looking for" to which I replied, "I bet a million bucks  your looking for pussy!!" (and NO we don't own a cat named Pussy, lol)

He chuckled an answered with "How did you know!!". I've been married to this man for 19 years. If he thinks I don't know him inside and out he's a silly man. I can almost look at his face at anytime of the day, in any situation and tell him what he's thinking or feeling!! (that just happens to be a woman's intuition and a woman's advantage in any relationship)

He knew he was busted with his subtle attempt to 'Jump my bones', so he approached me with his "Come Hither" eyes.

To say I was 'ready and willing' is an understatement!! 

Even though today was Tuesday I must say it felt more like a "Moan-day" lol