Surprisingly, sleep evaded me today!! It could be because of the excess sleep I received over the weekend, or because I received an S.O.S. text message, from my Best Fag Friend that demanded my immediate attention. 

I could tell, by my best fag friends chosen words, that he was distressed!! I quickly replied with a SMS request to meet. (I know my fag well, and I know when something is troubling him!!) He instantly rang me back. He was very upset by some turn of events that needed my mature guidance. (YES.....I can be mature when needed, lol)

I've found, over time, when giving advice, that it's sometimes better to take the 'high road' and try to have the recipient look at both sides of the equation, instead of giving my personal opinion with my own agenda. (I basically tried to be the understanding, loving "Homo Honey" that my best fag friend has come to expect)

I left him to ponder over my suggestions and headed out to pick up my daughter from school. Upon my return, I had a zippy little recipe up my sleeve that I thought my girls would enjoy as an after school snack. I quickly whipped it up, and had it under the 'Griller' in no time. 

Somehow time escaped me, and I was faced with the reality of a promise made to the 'Spin' instructor, that I would be attending her 'Spin Cycle' class tonight. All I'm gonna say about this class is "My Ass Hurts!!" lol

I managed to squeeze in a "Body Jam" class with enough time to make it home, grab some healthy food and sprint to work. 

I wasn't looking forward to tonight shift because it was 'Boring Blue Shift' on tonight, nothing could be as exciting as last nights G-Unit shift!! 

I forgot to blog about an incident last night that I'm gonna fill you all in on now. 

A group of us were out at the smoking hole (this happened right after my 'second hand smoking' incident with Mr. Pecks) when we all decided to stop at the 'first aid' room to jump on the scales. I jumped on first, since I'm the proudest of my recent losses. Everyone else took a turn. Lezzy happened to be the last one to take her turn. Everyone else managed to put their shoes back on and exit the room, into the hallway, and because I have a bad habit of running my mouth, I was left behind. This left me and Lezzy alone for a brief moment. I quickly realised that this felt awkward. So I rapidly through my boots on in a rush, trying to escape this predicament.

As I was about to exit into the hall, with my hand on the door, she called after me to "Come Here". This was not a normal 'come here', she said it seductively. (you should have seen me bolt.....I sprinted!! Lol) I called back over my shoulder "your not getting me alone, no fuckin way" (I'm not sure if she heard me, but she had to know I felt awkard because of my rapid exit)

Back to tonight........I get into the change room and the 'Goddest of the Earth is there. Her name means "Goddess of the Earth" so that's what I'm gonna call her. So we say a quick 'hello' and she informs me that she's been reading my blog and that she has some news to tell me. We get out to the floor and she informs me that she lives next door to my obsession, Mr. Pecks. I put my arm around her and invited myself over for a "Cuppa" this Sunday. She is now my best friend!! Bahahah.