I'm up bright and early for a new adventure at the gym. I'm crashing the 'Yoga' class today. I don't know what to expect of it, but if it's anything like the Nintendo Wii, then I can see I'm in for some pain. I sure hope they don't ask me to put my feet behind my ears, (I might just surprise them, I have lots of practice with that move, bahaha)

I was undecided as I sat at the kitchen table, finishing my breakfast. (Do you know how easy it would be for me to forget all about my yoga crashing.) I was walking around dragging my feet because I really, really didn't want to find out how unfit I am. I think more than not wanting to know, I'm more afraid I'll look like a total 'stiff dick' (and I'm not talking about a mans penis, lol) I have trouble sitting Indian style, so how the hell am I gonna 'Yoga'? O' WELL.....I'm going!!

The music in the room was nice, not to relaxing, not to thumpa-thumpa. Then the instructor switched the lights off. I got the sudden urge to giggle. I thought to myself "Nap time, yeah!!" Boy was I wrong. That skinny bitch was contorting her body into moves that I would reserve for my bedroom (if only I could do them, lol). At one point, she had us on our backs with our knees pulled up to our chests. I was rolling back and forth like a Rolly-Polly and the image of a 'Weeble Wobble' came into my mind which had me laughing again. (If you don't know what a 'Weeble Wobble' is, it's a toy that if you hit it, it rocks back and forth, but always ends up standing up, back in the starting position) 

We were 15 minutes into the workout and I was sweating like someone opened the flood gates to a dam. I was seriously considering getting my sore ass off the floor and walking out but I couldn't bring myself to do it. 

I managed to finish the class, but I'm going to hurt tomorrow! My muscles were trembling like I had 10 orgasms all at once. This, on top of my real orgasm this morning, means I'm going to feel like I've been hit by a bus! (I'm definitely heading back for more of this pain lol)

After the yoga class, I jumped on my best friend 'Treadmill'. Treadmill was very nice to me today. Maybe 'Treadmill' could sense that I was euphoric after my 'Yoga' session and decided to give me a break. I cruised through an hour on 'Treadmill' easily.

I'm really getting the hang of this exercise stuff. Glam better look out, cause I'm in this for longer than our 'Biggest Loser' contest. I'M ON A LIFE MISSION!!