What do Men really Want?

August 30, 2011
It's been a while since I last blogged, but a few things has happened this past week that has raised some concerns and does not sit well with me.

First of all, what do men really want from their wives? And secondly, should they get everything they want?

My life used to be very sedative because of a massive weight problem, but thanks to a life saving operation, I am now overly social and very active. I visit my local women's gym almost daily, and sometimes twice a day.

When I was obese, I used to spend my entire day sitting in front of my computer, only getting up to eat and use the toilet. I remember my husband complaining about me "sitting on my fat ass all day" he would say. He seemed very angry about that, but didn't seem to mind that I was a virtual recluse. (I think he rather enjoyed it actually). 

In 2001, I had a Gastric By-pass operation which gave me a massive weight loss of 104 kilos and boosted my ego tremendously. (There's no stopping me now) The fact that I now go out daily seems to bother my husband to no end. He's always complaining that I'm never home. (is that a good thing or a bad thing? who knows!! But I'm enjoying myself)

My argument to his complaint is, I'm not the maid around our house!! Why should I have to clean the house, do the dishes, and do all the washing? Who the hell decided it was the wife's job? (I say "FUCK THEM")

His reply is that I'm the "Wife" and that it's "My Job"... Well, NO, it's not my job... I travel 1 hour (plus) everyday to my job and I bring home a pay packet too... Who the hell decided it's my job, I'll never know!!

I know for a fact that the priest who married us did not say it was my "JOB" as the wife, he just said I had to "Love, Honour, and Cherish, for better or worse, until death do us part"... He didn't say I was the slave for the next 30-40 years... FFS!!

So in order to calm my husband, I made him a proposition. I said either 1) I'm the slave/wife, who cooks and cleans, all the time and is too tired for anything else, or 2) I'm the wife who, goes out, keeps busy/active, but fucks his brains out whenever his dick gets hard!!

Why should he have both? What do I get out of this deal. Well, I want a million dollars to spend....... do you think he can give me that? HELL NO!! Therefore, he's NOT getting everything he wants either... UNTIL DEATH DO US PART, Mudafuka!! 

This blog is dedicated to the Asshole I'm sometimes married too!!
 

Open marriages, Yey or Nay?

December 19, 2010
I remember the day I stood in front of the priest and said my marriage vows, I had no idea that I was promising to end my sexual appetite and remain faithful for what now seems like an eternity.

I used hear the saying "Love is Blind" and think it meant that you could fall in love with anyone, even an unattractive person. Now I believe that the saying means that you will not clearly see the future until it's your distant past.

As I grow older, I've realised that one of the worst things about bei...
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A Lot Happened!!

December 19, 2010
As you readers can see, I went on a 9 week holiday and blogged twice......your probably thinking I had nothing to say.......WRONG!! I've got plenty to say, but I didn't feel like spending my precious holiday time writing about it!! (Not to mention that having access to WiFi was a complete nightmare!!)

So, we made it home but not without a few hick-ups. A lost relationship between me and my sons girlfriend was the most noticeable. I'm pretty sure I've burnt that bridge to the ground!!
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Fresno Crack House

October 4, 2010
When we woke up in at our Fresno California motel room, we realised that the motel rooms had a terrible smell and we had rented in the local drug house, you have never seen so many Australians move so fast......it was funny. We bee-lined it out of there and hit the road to our next destination of Tulelake, California.

Of course the drive to Tulelake's was longer than I expected, with the amount of stops we had to make for food, and the extra toilet breaks, the day seemed to drag on in the car....
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Travelling Tired

September 20, 2010
Our early arrival to the airport, made for a very smooth check in (minus the practical joke my son played on me). We managed to get everybody's boarding passes, then headed over to the food court for a small snack. Not knowing wether we will be served a meal on a 3 hour flight, we didn't want to risk it.

About 1 hour later, it was time to make our way to the gate. We took about 20 photo's at the Departure Gate and then the tears began flowing. This was the first overseas trip for a few people ...
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Our 'Trip of a Life Time' has begun

September 20, 2010
I managed to wake up at 6am and I immediately moved myself into travel mode. I rechecked my packed bags, made my bed, moved the bags to our driveway for our pick-up. That's when I realised that I forgot my prescription contacts, so I quickly jumped into the shower and dashed off to the optometrist. 

This trip to the shops should have been quick, but of course I decided it would be a good time to run to work and grab my payslip (I wanted to check my pay before I departed the country). 

I managed...

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Homeward Bound

September 20, 2010
Here I  sit, on the edge of my bed, unable to sleep on our last night. The anticipation to 'Get the Show on the Road' is now starting to piss me off. 

I've managed to finish all my packing and lay out an outfit for me to travel in. As I was deciding what I was going to wear, I received the cutest call from one of my travel companions. This is her first trip overseas, and she was inquiring about what she should wear. 

I couldn't tell her what's best for her, but I did give her some travel tips I...

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Building Excitement

September 20, 2010
For the past 188 days, I have been counting down to a holiday I have marked as "A Trip of a Life Time". The countdown now stands at 2 days and I feel like I'm in an suspended state. 

The days are trickling down to my departure date, but nothing is moving around me. I haven't even packed!!

I have retrieved the suitcases from the garage and they are currently sitting in my front room waiting. Waiting for me to pack them but I'm not sure why  I'm waiting. Maybe I think that this chore isn't going ...

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Deadly Sin

September 20, 2010
Invidiousness AKA ENVY, occurs when a person lacks another's (perceived)  superior quality, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it." This is the term for ENVY that I found in the dictionary. After reading it, I can definitely say that this seems to be the emotion that I see being displayed.  

Envy also derives from low self-esteem, resulting from an upward social comparison threatening a person's self image: another person has something that the env...

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FUCK YOU CANCER!!

August 29, 2010
Why when we're given bad news by the doctors we automatically think the worst? Is the "Cancer" word really a death sentence?

I think as we age, secretly we sit back with the anticipation of death to come knocking on our door. 

The problem as I see it, is, age is relative!! If you look old, and you feel old, then by God, we must be old!! 

Our minds are so freely open to accept that we are old. I think if you are old in your mind, then it's much easier to accept that it might be time to die. Maybe...

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Dessie the Destroyer So I'm supposed to give a description about myself in this section.....I guess my friends would describe me as funny, but I would describe my humour as honesty.......I sort of speak what I feel when I'm feeling it and it come's out funny!! I've created this webpage/blog because I think I have an interesting life and I simply have shit to say!! More importantly I think others will like to hear what I have to say.....and if they don't well they can just get the hell off of my website!! (Well said if I must say so myself) You will read some profanity so if you don't like it change the page and fuck off!! Ok so I'm a happily married woman, with 4 children, whom I adore!! All with striking personalities. I'm well traveled and have many life experiences which has moulded me into the person I am today. I'm not planning on watering down my thoughts or words so that I don't hurt or offend anyone's feelings. I'm just going to spill the beans so if your a person easily offended then I suggest not reading my blog.

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