April 26, 2010
It Sure Can!! lol I arrived home from work, and for some strange reason I felt really, really bad!! I had NO idea what was brewing up in my body, but I knew it wasn't good!!
I could feel a small fever, but that happens to me during PMS week, so I thought nothing of it!! I fell straight to sleep without any trouble.
What happened when I woke up was another story!! I opened my eyes about 5pm and immediately felt a spasm of pain in my tooth. I hurried to my medicine cabinet and took two panadol tablets. I thought for sure that the pain would stop...... Boy was I wrong!!
This seemed to intensify the pain. By 7pm I was crying!! I hurried to the phone and called in sick. (There no way I could work with all this pain)
After I made this important call, I went right back to my medicine cabinate and took a stronger pain medicine. I took a Panadine Forte. (1 tablet of this drug knocks me out)
It took about a half an hour and I crashed back to bed and slept until the next morning.
I woke up early and headed straight for my favorite Asian Dentist so he could "Have a wook"!! (I need a new dentist.....one that understands me!!)
The last time I visited him, he decided to leave a half finished root canal on one of my teeth. He said that he couldn't get to my nerve and that I was going to need to see a specialist for this tooth or that he was gonna have to extract it. (I still can't figure out why he didn't send me right away to the specialist)
Well......there's no fuckin way I'm letting him extract a perfectly good tooth, when all that is needed to save it, is for his stupid ass to finish my root canal.
He couldn't fit me for an appointment until late in the afternoon. So I decided to head home for a sex session with the hubby.
Did you all know, that an "Orgasm" will relieve the pain in your teeth for about 2 hours. Well it's true!! 2 hours I was pain free!!
After my very satisfying orgasm, I headed to the mall to meet up with my "Bestie" for a lunch sesh.
We made a point to stop into the travel agent to book some of our Amusement Park tickets for our big trip to the USA!! (Things are getting pretty exciting now!!)
I finally made it into the dentist torture chair in the late afternoon and he attempted to finish my root canal. (I can tell he is having troubles.....cause his ass is probing around and drilling like he's drilling for oil.....son of a bitch!!)
The Dentist also informed me that I had an infection in this tooth, so now I need to take antibiotics to kill an infection that he started by not finishing!! WTF is wrong with this picture??
Well here I am 2 days later writing this blog and still feeling twinges of pain.
As you can see, I'm seriously thinking I need a new dentist!!
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
April 26, 2010
To Get Respect, You Have To Give It!!
You'll get respect when you give it and earn it you "Punk Ass Mutt"!!
You know, I've lived in Australia for the last 10 years and up until tonight I didn't think that there were any Australians who acted like arrogant American assholes!! BOY was I WRONG!! Tonight I met the first one. I've actually worked with this "Punk Ass Mutt" for the last year!!
He happens to be Mr. Alpha-wanna-Be American Hater. He's my favorite admirer and told me he dislikes me only ... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Bloggy Mess
April 26, 2010
Today was one of those days!! The kind of day, when you know your husband is busting at the seems to jump into your pants.
I arrived home from work, and wouldn't you know it, my neighbours duck made a bee line straight to me for it's morning feed. So I came inside my house, put my bags down, grabbed two slices of fresh bread, and headed out the front door to crumble the bread for the duck. ("MY" duck has been MIA for the last couple days trapped in the neighbours yard, and made his escape this... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
April 26, 2010
About 3am this morning I was giddy with excitement that tonight I was going to be working with the G-Unit. My current shift wasn't even over yet and I was already excited about the next shift!! (I seem to find myself counting down the nights and looking forward to working with them on their rotation each week)
Tonight was no different!!
My shift ended and I bolted for the locker room to change my clothes and head home. (I had Tiger waiting at the Guard House for a lift home, looking after Glam... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
April 19, 2010
Today is Monday morning and I set an alarm to wake me up early. I thought today was my kids first day back to school after the Easter break. Boy was I mistaken. (note to self: read all school notes home so your better informed)
I jumped out of bed, headed to the kitchen to pack the school lunches, when I realised that I didn't do any shopping for the school snacks. (Im such a bad mother)
Lucky for the kids, we had pizza for dinner last night, so I wrapped up a few slices and shoved them into ea... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Dreamworld
April 19, 2010
Today, I opened my eyes and was in a virtual confused state!! (Maybe Karma was telling me not to call my mother crazy, as I did in my last blog, lol) I knew I was in my own bed, but I had no idea how I got there or even what day or time of day it was. I was severely discombobulated!!
I finished work at 6am Saturday morning and headed home to pick up my daughter and hit the road right away, as she had a Gymnastic competition across town in Blacktown, which is about a 50 minute drive and we need... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
April 19, 2010
Have you ever lent anyone money?? Then, when your friends starts avoiding you, realise that your never gonna see that money, and now it's fucked up your friendship too!!
I've always believed in the saying "Neither a borrower, nor a lender".
What about lending money to your family? Would you do that?
Yesterday, my mother called me asking me to lend her $60,000 dollars to buy this really cheap 'Farm House' in New Zealand.
Of course I refused!! I didn't refuse because I'm neither a borrower, nor... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
April 19, 2010
A visions for the perfect heavenly life was flashed before my eyes!!
In my last blog, I wrote about receiving a couple of nasty comments directed at me, personally. These comments were not really posted about my fictional fantasies and stories, but more directed at me, a personal attack calling me a "Skank" for my descriptive written fantacies.
Well this "Skank" went straight to the source and confronted Mr. Pecks to see if he knew anything about them, as the first comment was written in the... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Dreamworld
April 13, 2010
This past week, I received a couple of comments on my blogs that have sparked this blog!! These comments have come from an "anonymous" commenter. You would think, that if someone thought these things about me, that they would have the 'common decency' and the 'balls' to say this to my face without being anonymous!! (Chicken Shit Opaque Imbecile!!)
First of all, the comments weren't very constructive, with a shallow and indignant overtone which came across as someone who is an ignorant asshol... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Blog, Blog, Blog
April 13, 2010
7 EF's that describe this blog.....it's amazing!!
This week I experienced my first Facebook fight!! It started out as a online chat. I was suddenly cut off in the middle of my rant, so I exploded, and turned to my Facebook status (as you do for "what's on your mind") to state my grievances.
I wanted to let a my husbands daughter (from a brief indiscretion, who we haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet) know, that we were in NO-WAY related to a person, who brings shame to our family due to her... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Bloggy Mess
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So I'm supposed to give a description about myself in this section.....I guess my friends would describe me as funny, but I would describe my humour as honesty.......I sort of speak what I feel when I'm feeling it and it come's out funny!! I've created this webpage/blog because I think I have an interesting life and I simply have shit to say!! More importantly I think others will like to hear what I have to say.....and if they don't well they can just get the hell off of my website!! (Well said if I must say so myself) You will read some profanity so if you don't like it change the page and fuck off!!
Ok so I'm a happily married woman, with 4 children, whom I adore!! All with striking personalities. I'm well traveled and have many life experiences which has moulded me into the person I am today.
I'm not planning on watering down my thoughts or words so that I don't hurt or offend anyone's feelings. I'm just going to spill the beans so if your a person easily offended then I suggest not reading my blog.
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