Honey Pink Panties

March 17, 2010
How can this be, I managed to get 5 hours of extra sleep and i'm still tired. I woke up tonight for work with the biggest 'Grin' on my face. Here I am, all refreshed, sexed, happy to be going to work for some 'Man Gazing' and a bit of work, life can't get any better!!

I got out of bed and made my way to the shower. I was feeling a little 'Damp' in the ladies area, and I like to be fresh before work. (My 'Mama' alway told me, being a lady means, keeping your 'Hiney' clean and fresh and never forgetting to wear your cleanest, whitest undies.......just in case!! Im thinking, the 'just in case' part means you might get laid.......lol......not me though, I'm happily married ....cough...cough lol)

I arrived at the working compound pumped and excited for a good night. Not much production was scheduled, so things were a little quiet. (In other words......BORING)

I'm glad to say, that I enjoy playing around with the gals and guys on the G-Unit shift, this playing, breaks up the monotony of the "Boring" routine. 

Since we had little production taking place, there was plenty of time to converse. One of my conversations with Faith centred around my undies. I had shown her my new lacy undies yesterday and she questioned me about what colour panties I had on tonight. She, jokingly, said she was going to pass this info along to Mr. Pecks. 

I decided to make up a fictitious colour, so I told her, that I was wearing "Lacy Honey Pink" panties. I don't even know if this is a real colour but it sounded good!! We had a good laugh and Faith 'Bee-Lined' over to him to pass along this info. I was, of course, laughing and shaking my head in a "Don't believe a word she's says" kind of motion.

When my break arrived, I was feeling a bit cold and hungry. I exited the floor in a hurry. As I exited the prep-room (where we wash our hands) I had to pass through two people having a conversation at the entry way. To the left, was a female co-worker, to the right, was a male co-worker. As I passed between them, the male co-worker quickly pinched my ass. I reacted by jumping, and a little squeak passed through my throat. (I know this male co-worker is married, which makes this little jester inappropriate!! Maybe he was a few days late with his 'pinch and a punch' for the first of the month!! I can forgive him!!) 

I returned from my break and found my "Eye Candy", Mr. Pecks, positioned right where I would be spending every 45 minutes with him. (I sort of feel  like a little school girl when I'm near him.......but I'm sure I'm a "Wolf in Sheep's clothing")

Even though the night was dragging along, I didn't even bother to look at the clock. I was in my glory!!

At one point in the night, as I was rotating, I passed with inches of Mr. Pecks. He said "Hi" and I countered with my own "Hi", this transaction felt weird!! (weird in a good way, not in a cheating or sexual way, sort of innocent, friendly)

My time spent in his area went by too quickly for my liking!! We managed to have a few normal conversations that weren't interrupted by some smart comments from our fellow co-workers.  

I found out that his daughter is looking for a part time job. He asked about the age requirements of Krispy Kreme's (where I used to be the Store Manager) I was honest about the working conditions and my personal opinion that the younger kids are under paid. They do the exact same job as a seniors, including working the most vulnerable hours, yet the are paid shit because of their age!! It's Crap!!

I also inquired about what he was going to do on his upcoming 4 days off, he explained that he was going away on his boat (unfortunately that doesn't sound like fun to me......unless of course, it's a sail boat and only him and I were on it with lots of wine and little clothes !!) lol

The night was drawing to a close and the dreaded "Amarillo" shift was due to start. I spied my admirer at the same time Mr. Pecks pointed him out. I told him to stick around and protect me. (nothing like a damsel in distress to make a man feel manly. He was actually a little peeved that his relief hadn't come sooner)

It my Friday, so I hit the pavement running. Nothing was stopping me!!

Awe.......I made it to bed, now time to dream!!  

 

Toilet Tea for me!!

March 5, 2010
This morning, while I was exiting the working compound, I was greeted by the "Fresh Faced" Azul Shift. 

I quickly spotted my 'Best Friend', Goddess if the Earth!! We conversed quickly, and I explained that I was going to see the 'Wizard of Weight Watchers' today and I was scared because I hadn't watched my food intake that closely this week, and I was expecting a gain.  

She offered me a solution, in the form of a 'Healthy Green Tea' that would make me "Shit through the Eye of a Needle". Howeve...

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WOW.....I love my G-Unit!!

March 4, 2010
I had the most exciting, informative, eye opening, supportive shift with my G-Unit Crew last night, and for what it's worth, the people who seem to be afraid that they will end up as one of my characters in my blog can "Go To Hell"!!. After much discussion about my blogs, (pro's and con's) and my recent controversy over this powerful means of communication, I've come to the conclusion, that i'm NOT going to let anyone or anything stifle what I have to say!! (If you can't 'Take It' and you can...

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"I forgot the Cards Limit"

March 3, 2010
I woke up today, after 4 hours of sleep, still cranky over accusations of leaving the stove on that my husband laid against me earlier today!! 

I decided to get up, get dolled up, and head to the shops for some "Retail Therapy" waving HIS credit card like we were 'Millionaires'. (That will teach him to accuse me of being old and forgetful, I'll just forget he has a fucking credit limit on this card!! I don't mind being accused of being blonde because I can admit that that's the truth!!) 

Due to...

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Hotel Sheets, Brain Cheats

March 3, 2010
Last night before leaving for work, I make a my bed with a fresh set of sheets!! I arrived home at 6am, on the dot, looking forward to climbing under the covers. I made my bed 'so tight', that I knew it would feel like I was climbing into a hotel bed!! 

I pulled my car into my drive, and while I was still sitting in the car, started writing my blog!! (it helps to write my blog as I think it, throughout the night/day)

It was still pitch black outside, so I knew I had a few minutes before the sun...

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Pinch and a Punch

March 3, 2010
Today is the first day of March.....already!! Here's your pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, and a poke because this is no joke!! (I'm a poet, and didn't know it!!) hahahah

Once again, I have big plans for Monday!! My plans are beginning to feel monotonous though, as I've repeated the same day, over and over, for the last 4 weeks in a row!! 

I've got a 'weigh date' with my "Food Coach" at 815am. Two exercises classes, lunch with Ling, and a deadly Dentist appointment, all before ...

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Moooove Along

February 28, 2010
I arrived home this morning excessively stressed by a verbal assult against me from a "Boisterious Outraged Being" in my workplace last night!! I immideatly turned to my method of release and began my "FICTITIOUS" blog of this event!!

I sat in my office (which happens to be the toilet. This is a great place to blog about the shit in my life as the shit exits my life lol) I managed to jot down the details of my night and the sequence of events that lead to this assult!! 

My eyes slowly crossed, ...

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Insignificant Domestic Specimen

February 28, 2010
I woke up tonight prepared and grateful for my first overtime shift. I was definitely well rested, but I faced a small dilemma!! I was double booked for this night!! 

I had a close "family friends" daughters 16th birthday party to attend and I was due into work at 10pm. (I RSVP'd to this birthday party, which was being catered, and I agreed to work. I could not pull out of either and disappoint, that's just wrong!!)   

I slapped on a coat of make-up and donned some fancy apparel and headed to t...

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HALLELUJAH!! Azul Shifts Alive!!

February 28, 2010
Tonight, like an onion, I managed to peel the layers off of 'Azul Shift', and I've discovered some hidden 'sexual deviates' working on this shift!! (I guess it takes one to know one, lol! I knew they had it in them!!)

Here, I thought they were all.....so boring, when all they needed was a little free time on their hands, to "Let their hair down", so to speak. (and of course, some helpful encouragement, though not much!!) 

Tonights production was plagued with problem after problem!! These stoppa...

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Why "SEX" of course!!

February 28, 2010
What does a relationship need most, Why "SEX" of course!! 

The other day, Lady L. posted a Facebook post that started a great debate. She asked what a relationship needs most. I gave my candid view on the subject, which caused an uproar!!. 

I was basically assumed and accused of being in a loveless, respect-less marriage. Which is not the case!! My husband loves me......otherwise he wouldn't put up with all the shit I do, and by GOD he better respect me cause I know a whole lot of dirty shit on...

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Sexy Bitch


Dessie the Destroyer So I'm supposed to give a description about myself in this section.....I guess my friends would describe me as funny, but I would describe my humour as honesty.......I sort of speak what I feel when I'm feeling it and it come's out funny!! I've created this webpage/blog because I think I have an interesting life and I simply have shit to say!! More importantly I think others will like to hear what I have to say.....and if they don't well they can just get the hell off of my website!! (Well said if I must say so myself) You will read some profanity so if you don't like it change the page and fuck off!! Ok so I'm a happily married woman, with 4 children, whom I adore!! All with striking personalities. I'm well traveled and have many life experiences which has moulded me into the person I am today. I'm not planning on watering down my thoughts or words so that I don't hurt or offend anyone's feelings. I'm just going to spill the beans so if your a person easily offended then I suggest not reading my blog.

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