February 3, 2010
I opened my eyes, from my days slumber, to realise that today is the day that ends my freedom. My girls arrive back in Sydney in an hour. I'm a wee bit excited but I don't want to let on to that fact. I've been trying to pretend that it's been the finest time of my life, but really I've missed my girls.
I quickly showered then barked at my husband to "hurry "the fuck" up and get ready". Lucky I have an iPhone, because I was tracking their flight, when I noticed that the flight was arriving 25 minutes early. That's when I panicked!! If we ran into traffic heading into the city, we would be screwed!!
We pulled into the airport parking lot and I decided to press my luck and text message my daughter. I knew she would have her phone on as soon as they landed. She didn't disappoint!! She messages me back that they were just about out of Customs. Phew, we made it, in the nick of time!!
We headed home and enjoyed a yummy Mexican Tostada dinner. Once dinner was over, I put my younger daughter into the shower so I could make sure she was in bed asleep before I headed to work.
I arrived at work, quickly got ready and walked into the ultra clean room. As I was passing the production office, I noticed that my Chubby Hubby, from the G-Unit, was in the office. I popped my head in to say "hello", thats when Mr Foxtrot called me in to give me my new Contract. I was giving my Chubby Hubby a 'hello' hug, when I happened to glance out the window, and low and behold, there stood Mr. Tat and Mr. Wink Wink.
I thought to myself "This nights looking better already!!" So far I've spied 3 of the G-Unit staff. Maybe I had my night shifts mixed up and it was Green shift on tonight.
I walked out onto the factory floor to my first position, looked around and there were two more. That was very comforting to see most of the G-Unit operators. I knew I would have a few laughs and this would keep my eyes off the clock.
I was having a conversation with Mr. Tat and I told him that I heard things were very happy on Green shift. I didn't want to come right out with the gossip bomb that I heard, because that would be spreading rumours. (I don't condone spreading unless it's verifiable truths.)
Anyways, Mr. Tat blurts it out and said that it's all "out in the open". He also says things are sweet on shift. That's such a relief. I love a happy ending. The problem is that I've rendered the subject of our conversation an "un-do-able". Then me and Mr. Tat were debating the fact that all vagina's look alike. I want to know what you think?
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
February 3, 2010
Tonight begins the first night shift of my 5 nights, and it happens to be with a "Joyful" bunch. (NOT!!). It's been an uneventful night, a slow blog night. (boring!!)
Even though I'm working with my son and his girlfriend, they happen to be on the opposite side of the roster, with different breaks. My son is my reliever for breaks, but that just means he's covering me while I'm on my break so I still don't get to speak to him.
I wish Pinky was here, at least I would have someone to talk too. ... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
February 1, 2010
Feeling tired after 8 hours sleep should be against "Mother Natures" law!! I don't understand my body. Some days, I have less sleep and feel fantastic, other, I sleep maybe 12 hours, and I crave more. I try to get at least 8 hours every night.
When I was a small girl, my mother used to put me to bed for afternoon naps. I also went to bed at 630pm most nights. This went on until I was in my early teens. Even in my late teens, I would come home from school and take a "Nana Nap" all by myself. I...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
January 31, 2010
So here's my plan, I'm heading over to Penrith to have a coffee with the "man of my life", my best Fag Friend. Then I'm grabbing 3 dozen doughnuts to present to Glam as the second place prize, after I get on the scale and win this "Biggest Loser" contest at work tonight.
My son phoned me at 6pm and when I answered the phone he said, "Hey Ma, what are you doing tonight?" (When he says "Hey Ma", I immediately know that he's gonna ask for some sort of favour) So I sarcastically replied "What do ...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Bloggy Mess
January 30, 2010
I got home from the gym this morning and hit the bed like a rock. I was probably snoring before my head hit the pillow. I slept very soundly. I was aroused with a beautiful tickle of coriander wafting through my house. My husband was cooking something very yummy!!
I looked over at the clock and it was 8. I had a moment of unease, when I wasn't sure if it was 8am or 8pm. I remembered setting an alarm to wake me up for work, and it hadn't gone off yet. So it must be 8pm, I thought.
I sat up, on ... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
January 30, 2010
This dream surprised me!! It's been years since I've had any thoughts of shoplifting, and in this dream I was myself, as I am today. So, Sit back and enjoy this piece of literary work!!
I was at the shops with two of the girls I work with, admiring and trying on clothes. At this point, I had every intention of purchasing the shirt I was trying on. I left the change room, wearing my purchase, heading for the check out register. I knew the clerk would need to scan the price tag, so I asked my ... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Dreamworld
January 29, 2010
Last night I start work in a real bad mood, thanks to some bad news!! Even though me and my husband got our "Wild Fuck On" earlier in the day, I just couldn't stop hashing over "Someone" printing off my blog. I'm flabbergasted as to their motives. My stories are just for fun!!
Tonight was my first shift with Red Shift and thank God I kept myself busy all night long. This kept me from stewing. I found myself with an upset tummy, AKA..... "bubble guts", and had to visit the toilets frequently t... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
January 28, 2010
Fuck!! Men just don't get it!! I know my husband is only trying to be loving, but it can be so annoying!! He wakes me up with a plate of pipping hot, yummy, can't resist, Mexican food, when I'm in the middle of sleeping. I think I'm going to have to set some more house rules so I'm not being forced fed or awaken during my dreams, when I'm supposed to be sleeping. (Dream blog to follow)
I tried to explain to him that I'm eating my Weight Watcher points on my night shifts now. Which means that...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Blog, Blog, Blog
January 28, 2010
I arrived at work for my first 8 hour shift with Yellow Shift feeling a bit like a traitor!! I pulled myself together and thought........"Bring it on, I can do this"!! I got dressed feeling odd, something was off!! I'm thinking it must be the odd hour. It's been a while since I've had to arrive at work for a 10pm start.
I got all my gear on, then entered the office and boldly announced that I was the "guest star" for this shift. I'm thinking that maybe the other shift managers are gonna need s... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Work Work Work
January 27, 2010
Do you know how to piss Dessie off? That would be to wake me up, wrapped in a towel, trying to get your "fuck on", before 7am!! This is bullshit, we've got rules in this house!! My husband thinks he can push his luck at that time of the day and it's ok. Well it's not!! FUCK OFF NOW!! Were my "wake up words" to my husband this morning!! LOVELY!! (I don't even think prostitutes work at that hour of the morning.)
Well, I'm not going to let my rude awakening spoil the rest of my day!! I've got a l... Continue reading...
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla. Posted In : Me being Me
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So I'm supposed to give a description about myself in this section.....I guess my friends would describe me as funny, but I would describe my humour as honesty.......I sort of speak what I feel when I'm feeling it and it come's out funny!! I've created this webpage/blog because I think I have an interesting life and I simply have shit to say!! More importantly I think others will like to hear what I have to say.....and if they don't well they can just get the hell off of my website!! (Well said if I must say so myself) You will read some profanity so if you don't like it change the page and fuck off!!
Ok so I'm a happily married woman, with 4 children, whom I adore!! All with striking personalities. I'm well traveled and have many life experiences which has moulded me into the person I am today.
I'm not planning on watering down my thoughts or words so that I don't hurt or offend anyone's feelings. I'm just going to spill the beans so if your a person easily offended then I suggest not reading my blog.
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