Everyone I speak to seems fascinated with the fact that I can lay my head on the pillow and fall fast asleep in a matter of minutes, anywhere, any time!! This is due to years of training by my mother. 

Yesterday morning, I arrived home at 6:05am. My husband arrived at 6:09am. He said he entered our bedroom, and I was fast asleep, snoring!! (this is a fuckin lie, cause I don't snore, lol) (Plus, I don't purposefully hurry home to bed to avoid his morning advances i.e. our house rule: no sex before 7am)  

Yesterday, I was extremely tired!! Where as today, I slept the required 10 hours and felt fine. (mind you, our sex life has slowed since I've been on nights. Look out boys......Dessie's Horny, lol)

I got to work and grabbed a roster. I surprisingly, was a "Swinger". (Reliever for breaks) Well, that didn't last long!! We received a new roster which was to start at 10:30pm, which put me back on the line. (don't get me wrong, I'd rather be on the line because the time moves faster) What was funny, was the fact that it happen so quickly. Like they realised they gave it to an 8hour contractor and quickly pulled the plug. 

The night moved on!! First break came around and my swinger, who , let me go at 11:33pm. I returned from my break at 12:05am, making me 2 minutes late, my bad!! (I was 2 minutes late whoop pee!!). I didn't see the floor clock because I'd forgotten my contacts, so I looked at my phone clock as I left my position!! (I don't habitually make a point of coming back late. I'm not an abuser of meal breaks)

 My reliever  asked me to change positions with her. She wanted to be on the line and for me to be the "Reliever".  Of course I didn't say no. That would make me a "Dumb Bitch"!! (rather that just a "Bitch" lol)

I gathered with the other "Swingers"'!!  We discussed"Doing unto others, as you would have them do unto you"!!