Today is the first day of March.....already!! Here's your pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, and a poke because this is no joke!! (I'm a poet, and didn't know it!!) hahahah

Once again, I have big plans for Monday!! My plans are beginning to feel monotonous though, as I've repeated the same day, over and over, for the last 4 weeks in a row!! 

I've got a 'weigh date' with my "Food Coach" at 815am. Two exercises classes, lunch with Ling, and a deadly Dentist appointment, all before I head back to work for a new work week. 

I wonder if people feel like ants sometimes? Like a "Working Drone" ant? Ants travel through life working their entire lives, probably with the same group of ants!! They do the same thing, day in and day out. I think an ant that is lost or gets separated from its colony would be the luckiest ant in the entire ant hill!! (Maybe this wouldn't be all I think it's cracked up to be but it's a nice dream!! YES, I got stuck watching the "Antz" movie on my only day off.......Fuck I hate kids!!)

Sometimes you feel like a change, and a change is what I got!! Today at the gym I was attempting to do 'push up' while balancing on a huge 'exercise ball'. (I'm sure this would have been an hilarious sight if caught on camera)

I rolled out to extend my body, resting just my legs on the ball. I somehow, lost my balance and tumbled sideways. I instinctively through my foot out to the side to catch myself. Well, I didn't realise exactly how close to the ground I was, and I stubbed my big toe. (Maybe "Karma" is knocking on my big toe trying to tell me something and give me the same warning I'm getting from some of my co-workers about my explicit blogs) 

I hobbled my ass out to my car and made a "bee-line" for home. I arrived home and headed straight to bed, but before I go to sleep, I needed to doctor my toe. I rubbed a "pain relief" gel on it and strapped it up. I knew this wouldn't be enough so I headed to the medicine cabinet. I downed two Voltarin tablets for pain relief. I was due at work in 7 hours, and I knew I couldn't take something stronger because it wouldn't wear off in time for work, so I suffered. 

I woke up and headed to work(hobbling all the way)!! After much discussion with a valid peer, I decided to "Bore" my blogs down a bit concerning work. I figure, if I bore things down, people will lose interest and quit printing and discussing them. I've realised that people don't see things the same way as I do and that I don't like the moments of unease silence and weird looks I'm getting from people, this is becoming uncomfortable. (This way there won't be anymore misunderstanding or mis-quotes)

My night ended and I was grateful to be heading home!! I had a nice tight, fresh sheeted bed waiting for me!!

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