I got home from work last night at midnight. I offered to drop 'Tim Tam' off so she didn't have to get anyone up to come and get her. We were sent home early by Mr. Big Wig.

I'm spewing.....I found out, via my Facebook inbox, that I missed a water fight, at work, which resulted in Mr. Pecks having a wet shirt after I left. (I think my co-workers are playing a cruel joke on me) I missed his 'rub down' and his 'shirtless bod'........now I missed him in a 'wet shirt'. FUCK ME DEAD!! (They, the G-Unit Crew, should all know by now, that I'm a pro at reading between the lines and I know the G-Units humour......they are having me on, big time, lol!!) 

I guess I'm going to have to crack B.O.B. out of the cupboard and give him a go!! (B.O.B. is my battery operated boyfriend.) He takes care of my needs when I need it. Hahahah. (It's not B.O.B.'s fault that my husband works 7 nights a week.......so don't hate the 'Power Tool'......hate the 'Tool'!! ROTFLMAO)

I somehow got over the urge to make love to B.O.B., and slid across the room to turn the lights out. My sleep seemed to creap up on me, like a foggy morning in San Francisco, and I fell asleep about 4am.

I was abruptly awaken by my husband, who was snoring like he was sawing on  a 'mile wide' log, the noise was deafening!! There's no way, a sane person could sleep with all the noise around here!! 

The Campbelltown Council kindly informed me via a letter, which arrived yesterday, that "Road Works" were going to commence starting today. It's nice of them to give me pleanty of notice. (Assholes) I woke up wondering "who do I have to pay, to get a sleep in around here" (FUCKIN HELL) it sure ain't my rates. 

I don't have any planned plans this morning, because today was supposed to be a write off (in between nights shifts I usually plan a day of sleep). I did, however, tell the lady at 'Muffin Break' that I would be in this afternoon to pick up a 4 pack of 'Weight Watchers' muffins (don't worry everyone.....2 are for me, and 2 are for Sammy, plus, they are only 3 points each......I'm allowed once in awhile). 

I'm hitting the gym before work today so I'll have a nice pink glow about me, which will make me more attractive to Mr. Pecks tonight at work, so look out!!. (nevermind that I have a Mexican Mafia Hitman for a husband, I'm sure he won't mind bahahahah) Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't browse the fine ass menu.

Since I'm awake, I guess I'll try and tackle some of this house work (my Christmas Tree is still up for fuck sakes). You all know that cleaning is not my favourite thing to do, but I'd rather clean then cook so I'll count my blessings. I've got a better idea, I should try and go back to sleep!! NOT HAPPENING.....NOT TODAY!! (why the hell do the dirt movers have back up beeping anyway? If someone was stupid enough to be behind one of them while they're moving the road, then they deserve to be run over!!) BEEP BEEP BEEP this is driving me mad!!

Right on time, every 15 minutes, the beeping stops. You all know that the Council workers, work 15 minutes on, 45 minutes break, every hour (they seem to have better working conditions then the operators at Streets bahah). That still won't help my 'Going back to bed' cause.

I decided to tackle my growing mound of washing. I even managed to spit shine my kitchen. Why is it that when a woman is in the throws af cleaning, dressed in her daggest clothes, smelling like yesterday, that her man becomes the most arroused?? (I guess my pink glow at work isn't going to be from the gym today, hahahaha!!!!!) Do I even need to go, bahaha?? I'm going!!