I'm sure you all have noticed that I haven't posted a blog for a couple days, that would be because my website has been down for maintenance and/or experiencing some problems!! (I've been unable to access it) I started reading a new book to occupy my free time. (THANK YOU Glam for getting me fuckin hooked on "True Blood"!!) 

I also managed to attend my first Pilaties class on Saturday (That was a fuckin eye opener lol). It was one massive abdominal torture session!! (I don't mind a wee bit of pain, but WTF this is pure torture!!) I also managed to figure out that my balance is shit!! 

I squeezed a movie into the mix. I went to see "Shutter Ialand". This movie was one big mind fuck!! Being a blonde makes it difficult to understand some times. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the colour of my hair, but it sure can explain away my dumbness!!. I've resigned to head back to the theatre for a re-watch of this flick!! (I guess I really want to make sure I'm being mind-fucked!!)

While at the movies, I decided to snack on a medium popcorn!! Now, after years of experience, I still haven't learnt to abstain from this food. Every time I eat popcorn, I literally pop with painful stomach pain and massive amounts of gas (not stinky gas, but popcorn farts lol) The pain I sometimes endures is horrific!! But, "Stupid" me keeps going back for more and more torture. (this is the 'sadist masochist' in me) I love popcorn, I can live with the pain, therefore I'm eating it and enjoying it!! Period!!

It didn't take long for the pain from gobbling down my medium popcorn to hit me. We were heading out of the theatre, at the end of the movie, when the first pang of pain rolled through my belly, like a thunder storm!! I nearly doubled over and by the look on my face, my daughter, and movie date, knew I needed to head straight for the "Loo"!! (I thought to myself "This bitch is gonna blow", like I was a fuckin volcano!!)       

Y'all night be laughing at this scenario, but I'm sure all of you, at some time or another,  have been in a similar "Pants Bursting" episode!!

Relief couldn't come quick enough!! I can tell you, this was one big unload!! Lol 

After I straightened my facial features out so that they weren't contorted  in agony, I headed out to my awaiting daughter to continue our journey home. I didn't even make it to the car when the next wave of pain hit. I hurried into the 'Drivers seat' thinking if I just sit on my ass my stomach ache would disappear (no I didn't shit my pants, but I felt like I was gonna, and I think that's worse than actually shitting yourself!!)

I through my car into drive and hit the road home. (I guess I was thinking that my toilet at home was the closer option, then walking back into the shops...... Irrational thinking when your about to shit in your new car.....I guess!!)

Now that it's over and I'm all "Shitted Out" I can laugh about it. This episode zapped the remainder of my energy and I crawled into bed praying that I could win the lottery so I never have to work again, and I can remain in bed for as long as I wanted!! (NO such luck!!)