Weight Watchers Weigh In
Posted by Desiree Sheets-Chavolla on Friday, December 18, 2009
Under: Weight Watchers Worries
My vivid dreams had me questioning my sanity. Mr. B made his appearance in my dreams once again. I was wondering why he was the only one talking in my dream and grilling me about finally being "Quiet" for once, but somehow I managed to spit out that "If he wanted to hear what I had to say then he was going to have to read my blog!" This ended my dream and started my day. I woke up thinking that even my sub conscience likes what I have to say. lol
I was up like a bullet out of a gun, because today was mine and Pinky's 1st weigh in at weight watchers (I just give myself credit for joining at Christmas time that's got to count for a 2 kilos loss.....right lol). First stop, of course, was the toilet. When you've been doing WW for a long time, over the years, you know the tricks that gets results. Just ask any, long time, WW attendee......they will tell you. I've heard some horror stories......trust me!! So of course because I only had a 4 hour sleep after drinks and dancing the night away, I felt a little drunk from lack of sleep. I stumbled around the house while everyone was sleeping. I decided to spend more time in the bathroom then necessary, which left me no time for my well thought out WW breakfast. But who the hell eats breakfast on weigh in days.......not me!! I glanced at the clock and thought "let the games begin" then I had a chuckle to myself. The game I'm referring to is the 'Biggest Loser' contest me and Glam have embarked on at work. The mission of course is to see who can lose the most weight before February 1st......with the loser forking out $100 to the winner!! I WANT TO WIN BAD (I'll even eat some diet food to get it......this is my competitive side kicking in)
So I searched my closest for the lightest clothes to wear to weigh in, which is another trick of the WW trade. Then I flew out the door. Once in the car I thought "Hell, I could be sleeping", the drastic change in the weather from yesterdays heat to todays rain made the morning feel like a "I don't want to get out from under my covers" kind of day. I must really love Pinky to be doing this but of course I'm in desperate need of losing a few pounds and I want Glam's money so bad I can taste it.....lol!!
My drive to WW was uneventful and once I arrived I worried that I hadn't heard from Pinky, not even a message. I hoped she wasn't going to cancel on me cause I hate going alone, so I texted her. Luckily she was just around the corner. For some reason I decided to jump out of my car and stand in the rain waiting for her (not a good idea considering I just got over a major unknown illness).
The meeting was informative and we interacted well, that's not saying much because I can entertain a room full of fatties easily. Pinky had a wonderful result of a 1.8 kilo weight loss and I had a whopping 4.4 kilos loss. I can't say I'm proud of that effort because I was deathly sick for half of the week and ate virtually nothing except air. Afterwards we headed over to Krispy Kreme. Some of you might cringe and think that's funny, maybe even hypocritical , here we are at weight watchers then we head over to Krispy Kreme......your thinking it kind of defeats the purpose, but trust me. We both have worked at KK many years and the doughnuts are the last thing I would eat if I wanted something sweet.
Pinky had to leave to head off to a Doctors appointment because she's got some worrying worries, AKA anxiety. I sat at KK for a little while longer with Debra enjoying the conversation.
I finally decided to head home but I had to make a quick stop at the chemist for a DiFLUCAN tablet. This is a tablet for the treatment of thrush, which is a result of taking massive doses of antibiotics for the past week to help me get over my unknown illness. I get to the counter and this DUMB bitch asks me if my symptoms have been diagnosed by a Doctor at that point I thought "God can them make them any dumber?" then I thought to myself "I'm fucken 42 years old and I know what an itchy fanny with thrush feels like". I just about lost it in the store........you don't mess with a woman with an itchy fanny!! Anyway I have to end this blog right here cause I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!! Enjoy Readers ROFLMAO
I was up like a bullet out of a gun, because today was mine and Pinky's 1st weigh in at weight watchers (I just give myself credit for joining at Christmas time that's got to count for a 2 kilos loss.....right lol). First stop, of course, was the toilet. When you've been doing WW for a long time, over the years, you know the tricks that gets results. Just ask any, long time, WW attendee......they will tell you. I've heard some horror stories......trust me!! So of course because I only had a 4 hour sleep after drinks and dancing the night away, I felt a little drunk from lack of sleep. I stumbled around the house while everyone was sleeping. I decided to spend more time in the bathroom then necessary, which left me no time for my well thought out WW breakfast. But who the hell eats breakfast on weigh in days.......not me!! I glanced at the clock and thought "let the games begin" then I had a chuckle to myself. The game I'm referring to is the 'Biggest Loser' contest me and Glam have embarked on at work. The mission of course is to see who can lose the most weight before February 1st......with the loser forking out $100 to the winner!! I WANT TO WIN BAD (I'll even eat some diet food to get it......this is my competitive side kicking in)
So I searched my closest for the lightest clothes to wear to weigh in, which is another trick of the WW trade. Then I flew out the door. Once in the car I thought "Hell, I could be sleeping", the drastic change in the weather from yesterdays heat to todays rain made the morning feel like a "I don't want to get out from under my covers" kind of day. I must really love Pinky to be doing this but of course I'm in desperate need of losing a few pounds and I want Glam's money so bad I can taste it.....lol!!
My drive to WW was uneventful and once I arrived I worried that I hadn't heard from Pinky, not even a message. I hoped she wasn't going to cancel on me cause I hate going alone, so I texted her. Luckily she was just around the corner. For some reason I decided to jump out of my car and stand in the rain waiting for her (not a good idea considering I just got over a major unknown illness).
The meeting was informative and we interacted well, that's not saying much because I can entertain a room full of fatties easily. Pinky had a wonderful result of a 1.8 kilo weight loss and I had a whopping 4.4 kilos loss. I can't say I'm proud of that effort because I was deathly sick for half of the week and ate virtually nothing except air. Afterwards we headed over to Krispy Kreme. Some of you might cringe and think that's funny, maybe even hypocritical , here we are at weight watchers then we head over to Krispy Kreme......your thinking it kind of defeats the purpose, but trust me. We both have worked at KK many years and the doughnuts are the last thing I would eat if I wanted something sweet.
Pinky had to leave to head off to a Doctors appointment because she's got some worrying worries, AKA anxiety. I sat at KK for a little while longer with Debra enjoying the conversation.
I finally decided to head home but I had to make a quick stop at the chemist for a DiFLUCAN tablet. This is a tablet for the treatment of thrush, which is a result of taking massive doses of antibiotics for the past week to help me get over my unknown illness. I get to the counter and this DUMB bitch asks me if my symptoms have been diagnosed by a Doctor at that point I thought "God can them make them any dumber?" then I thought to myself "I'm fucken 42 years old and I know what an itchy fanny with thrush feels like". I just about lost it in the store........you don't mess with a woman with an itchy fanny!! Anyway I have to end this blog right here cause I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!! Enjoy Readers ROFLMAO