What does a relationship need most, Why "SEX" of course!! 

The other day, Lady L. posted a Facebook post that started a great debate. She asked what a relationship needs most. I gave my candid view on the subject, which caused an uproar!!. 

I was basically assumed and accused of being in a loveless, respect-less marriage. Which is not the case!! My husband loves me......otherwise he wouldn't put up with all the shit I do, and by GOD he better respect me cause I know a whole lot of dirty shit on this man......he wouldn't want me to spill his beans, lol!!

I believe some women are brained-washed into believing that men are in relationships or more specifically marriages for love, respect, and companionship. This is a crock of shit.!! 

Men get married so they have a steady stream of sex!! Period!! 

Men get tired of dating and the courtship ritual required of them, so they break down, take the plunge and marry the first girl that fits closely to the "motherly" bill.

[I didn't say that the men don't fall in love with this 'Motherly' type........who the hell wouldn't love the person who cooks, cleans, cares for their offspring, and occasionally spreads their legs for some sex for them?]

I also believe that men will put up with a lot of "BULLSHIT" from his wife in a bid to remain attached. Only after he reaches his "BULLSHIT LIMIT" will he fuck off and look for another "Motherly" candidate. 

He will usually look for a "Young, Dumb, full of Cum, 'Spring Chicken' Woman, because he knows an "Old Duck", mature, already been-there and done-that Woman, won't let him have his way or put up with his shit!! (like leaving the toilet seat up or dropping his socks where ever he fucken takes them off.)

Some mens "Bullshit Limits" are set very high. This "Limit" is confused with committment!! 

I'm know there are some good men out there, but they are only good because they accept what they get from their woman and they they do as their told!!

If a man can learn early in in life to give his woman whatever she wants, whenever she wants it, then he's heading in the right direction.

This is what I call "TRUE LOVE"!!

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