I had the most exciting, informative, eye opening, supportive shift with my G-Unit Crew last night, and for what it's worth, the people who seem to be afraid that they will end up as one of my characters in my blog can "Go To Hell"!!. After much discussion about my blogs, (pro's and con's) and my recent controversy over this powerful means of communication, I've come to the conclusion, that i'm NOT going to let anyone or anything stifle what I have to say!! (If you can't 'Take It' and you can't 'Tell It', then you shouldn't go outside!!)

My blogs are, "My Stories".....PERIOD!! I write them, because 1) I enjoy giving my opinion and telling it in a form of a "fictitious story" with fabricated characters that "Resemble" real people and real situations, 2) I enjoy telling others about the fun and enjoyment I get out of working with a bunch of wonderful people, and 3) Because I see 'most' things from a humorous "point of view" and I like writing about it!! (So therefore, if you think I'm gonna stop you can just "Get Over it" because I'm not!!)

I've come across a few people this week who have freely given me their advice, thoughts, and forced opinions, on this situation, and have advised me to stop writing and telling my "Stories", as they may be perceived and interpreted differently by others and others are easily being offended by them!! I understand that some people may not understand my humour, but there is nothing stopping them from asking me what was meant by my interpretation (of course it's may be better not to verbal assault me when asking)!! Everyone is entitled to have their "Opinion", including ME!! There is absolutely no reason to get yourself worked up, when I am happy to explain my "Stories" to anyone interested. (Maybe people don't ask me because they know I will never shut up, lol)

So with that said and off my shoulders, let me get to the fun stuff.

I had a 'not-so' great sleep today, but I was bursting with excitement to get to work knowing I was heading into a G-Unit overnight shift. I don't know how I did it, but I managed to leave my house heading to work at about 5 minutes past 9pm. I only live 2 minutes down the road so I arrived at work and at my locker about 10 past 9pm. I quickly got dressed because my anticipation for a fun shift was bursting at the seams and I couldn't get to the floor quick enough!! (My proposal for more productivity to companies is to hire "Hot Ass" men, that turn women on and put them into better moods at work resulting in more productivity resulting in a positive EBITDA: Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortisation)

I had had 2 doctors appointments earlier in the day so I was partially dolled up with make up. (A woman with a coat of make up, feels hotter than she really is!!) so I strutted my "Hot" self out to the floor feeling invincible!! I arrived at my first station with a grin from ear to ear, darting my eyes across the floor looking for my "Eye Candy", Mr. Pecks. 

Instantly I spotted him!! Of course, In my mind I was screaming "Wooooo Hooooo"........"Yeah"......."There's that fine Ass Man!!" I knew I looked better today, because my "Come fuck me eyes" were painted with blue mascara and I was giving him my enticing "Come hither" seductive glance. Well.....Mr. Pecks made a 'bee-line' for where we were all situated (obviously he can read between the lines too, lol). 

The permanents gave me a quick ribbing, of course out of Mr. Pecks view. They said that he hadn't come near them until I arrived and he showed up like "Flies show up on Shit".......quick smart!! So now I'm feeling like some sort of Majestic Goddess who entrances her pray and brings them forth for a diagnostic evaluation of his physical physique!! (There's nothing wrong with checking out the Menu when your on a diet, God Damn it!! lol)

Fortunately, our required work load was centred around one main area, so our little "shindig" could be witnessed by all. (One big ass happy working family, is how I see it) Mr. Tat seemed to be feeling bent out of sorts (or maybe he like to be the centre of attention) and I could see him sulking aloofly off to the side. I approached him to ask "What's up",  when a little machine 'hick up' made him boil over!! His little 'Rant' was witnessed by almost everyone but we let him discharge his negativity and laughed him off. (He soon got over it)

Break time arrived way to early (Boy does time fly when your having fun) Of course, I didn't want to leave the floor for my break (my hunger was being satiated with my views of the delicious "Man Menu" right before my eyes!!) But my stomach was yelling at me and threatening me to eat something or it would go on strike. (My mind was still digesting all of this stimulation that I can't remember if I even had any food)

We got back to the floor and things had settled!! We were all in our respective positions, doing what needed to be done, when I glanced over and saw all of the men reversing the tables on us girls!! They appeared to be "Woman Watching", it reminded me of a scene at a 'Junior High School Dance" where the boys stand, grouped together, debating over their choice of partners, and arguing who would get to pick the best looking one in the prettiest dress (Today, that would be me, with my 'Blue' coat of make up, lol) (Of course, I'm staring back and I'm wondering what they're thinking, cause a man doesn't ever look at a woman unless he's imagining her with her clothes off, this might be a huge leap with the bunch of guys and gals on our shift hahahah)  

The night was quickly coming to an end and I decided to question Mr. Tat about his little 'Rant'!! I wanted to know what ignited it and what it all meant. He apparently had a lot on his mind and thank God, I'm a good listener!! It funny how all my conversation with him somehow turn to suggestive innuendo's!! This conversation turned our attention to the size of his hands and I explained the symmetries of the human body, lol We had a huge chuckle as we appraised all the other hands around the place!! (Read between them lines......if you can!!)

I'm looking forward to coming back tonight to do it all again!!  This is why I love my G-Unit!!. (Now this is a good reason to enjoy coming to work, don't you think?)

[Please Note: this is a humorous, fictitious piece of literature meant to make you laugh or make you go hum?  This is not based on any fact. I hope you enjoy this little story, because a "Story" is what it is!! Remember to pass along my web address and invite others to enjoy it at http://dessiesdiaryblog.yolasite.com PLEASE DO NOT PRINT THIS MATERIAL